Friday, October 31, 2014

40kg Of Cocaine Found On republican Mitch McConnell’s Father-In-Law’s Boat #republicansHateYou

James Chao, father of republican Mitch McConnell’s wife Elaine, has a lot of questions to answer after $6.7 million worth of cocaine was found on the Ping May, a ship owned by the Foremost Group, a company James Chao founded and led to a tidy fortune. But was that fortune built on honest movement of legitimate bulk trade goods, or has Mr. Chao been trading in less than legal goods?

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Nuclear Apartheid's Bibi Netanyahoo IS a chickenshit asshole

The paranoid texting perverts over at The XX Committee broke out their crayons and scribbled a temper tantrum called, "Why ChickenshitGate Matters".  The short response is, it doesn't and more importantly, Nuclear Apartheid is going away, thanks gods.

First, saying Jeffrey Goldberg is a supporter of Nuclear Apartheid is like saying Jorge Bergoglio has an infinity for Catholicism.
Second, Nuclear Apartheid is no friend of the US. Ask General Mattis or read the US intelligence report “Preparing For A Post Israel Middle East” yourself.
Lastly, saying 'it would be good for America and Israel to patch up their differences' is akin to teabag assholes (including Bobo Brooks) saying 'hey Barack, just do what the profoundly stupid right wing, murderous zionists in the US House want you to do. It's good for America.'

"Pathological Career Preservation" applies to Bibi and the careerists at XX committee.

remember Chappy's on Church in Nashville from Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares?

Chappy's was owned by infamously shitty chef John "Chappy" Chapman. Chapman is a fat, slob of a loser who screws workers, governments and ordinary citizens out of money with his horrible business and cooking skills.

You will never guesss what's happened now!?! Chapman has murdered yet another restaurant and opened yet another! Chappy is the George aWol Bush of restaurateurs.

Who the fuck keeps lending this asshole money?

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

More Cops Investigate More Teens 'Sexting.' Now What?

An investigation into "sexting" of photographs between at least 31 teenagers in Rochester Community Schools is expected to take at least two more weeks, an Oakland County Sheriff's captain said Thursday…
yea. two more weeks and the bathroom needs more toilet and tissue paper in the Oakland County Sheriff's office. fucking pervs.

Monday, October 27, 2014

"We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry each night. Well that was probably true. They were all on a diet..." --ronald reagan

Haaa haaa haa ha ha! hungry children. compassionate conservatism from a shitty, 'c'-rate republican actor.

reagan went on to die, droolling with dementia just like that cunt from across the pond, maggie thatcher.

Friday, October 24, 2014

republicans hate America and think voters are stupid

Republican National Committee Co-Chair Says Wisconsin Voters Are Stupid
Mark Levin Suggests Blacks Are Too Stupid To Vote republican
O’Reilly Smears Americans As Unpatriotic Moochers Too Stupid To Vote republican
Herman Cain Says Half The Black Voters In Georgia ‘Probably Are Clueless’

Silly republicans. everyone knows that non-white voting is immoral and should be a crime.
When I was a kid I remember that the small town I lived in for a while used to have a picnic on election day. You could bring in your proof of voting and get free hot dogs and potato salad for the whole family. I guess the whole town was stealing elections in those days. Silly small town Americans ... they thought they were encouraging civic involvement and being patriotic.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Today’s TeaBag Party faces a completely different problem:

namely, the treasonous, unAmerican confederate party is going extinct.
Today’s Tea Party faces a completely different problem: how a shrinking conservative minority can keep change at bay in spite of the democratic processes defined in the Constitution.
That’s why they need guns.
That’s why they need to keep the wrong people from voting in their full numbers.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

how to get paid from republican welfare

1) obtain a position of authority.
2) break the constitution.
3) play the victim when adults point out your crime.

Simple as that! Now, meet old, fat, balding, white republican and Texas Justice of the Peace Wayne Mack...

Monday, October 13, 2014

Directorate for Plans, Policy, Oversight and Integration is filled with spook cops

The silencers — 349 of them — were ordered by a little-known Navy intelligence office at the Pentagon known as the Directorate for Plans, Policy, Oversight and Integration, according to charging documents. The directorate is composed of fewer than 10 civilian employees, most of them retired military personnel. Court records filed by prosecutors allege that the Navy paid the auto mechanic — the brother of the directorate’s boss — $1.6 million for the silencers, even though they cost only $10,000 in parts and labor to manufacture.

Much of the documentation in the investigation has been filed under seal on national security grounds. According to the records that have been made public, the crux of the case is whether the silencers were properly purchased for an authorized secret mission or were assembled for a rogue operation.
A former senior Navy official familiar with the investigation described directorate officials as “wanna-be spook-cops.” Speaking on the condition of anonymity because the case is still unfolding, he added, “I know it sounds goofy, but it was like they were building their own mini law enforcement and intelligence agency.”

Sunday, October 12, 2014

For his part, Rory admits that he is now living with the woman but denies that she was sent by Satan.

fucking idiots..

According to Wendy, Satan was secretly working to destroy her marriage by putting her husband in a place that no man could resist temptation: the music studio.
“God knew before the beginning of time that we would face this time,” she said on a special edition of God TV programming. “The princes of hell designed a perfect strategy through that seductive Jezabel spirit.”
“It was a real strategic attack against his mind.”
“The music studio is one of the most seductive environments you can have”

Sunday, October 05, 2014

meet republican ding-bat bitch Pam Mazanec

fat white and stupid is no way to go through life

“As an example, I note our slavery history,” Mazanec wrote. “Yes, we practiced slavery. But we also ended it voluntarily, at great sacrifice, while the practice continues in many countries still today! Shouldn’t our students be provided that viewpoint?

Friday, October 03, 2014

The Department of Justice Planned Program Perjury Policy

Corruption of the US is a feature, not a bug.  Please don't bother the teabag party. They can't see past their hatred of women and brown people to recognize the threat.
William Binney:  Well, they participate in the parallel reconstruction. So, in other words, when you can't use the data, you have to go out and do a parallel construction, means you use what you would normally consider to be investigative techniques, go find the data. You have a little hint, though. NSA is telling you where the data is, it makes you look really good. If you have it quickly. So then you can justify, taking it into court and use that in court. And so I call that perjury.
In fact, I call this a 'Planned Program Perjury Policy' run by the Department of Justice of the United States. And, it's not just affecting our democracy, it's subverting our entire court system. It's not only subverting ours, it's subverting everybody's in the world that has a relationship with the FBI or the DEA. So this is infecting entire democracies, all of the world.
N-S-A is the 'New Stasi Agency'. I mean, this is straight out of the KGB, Gestapo, SS, Stasi playbook.

Monday, September 29, 2014

Monty Python’s John Cleese: FOX News People Are Too Stupid to Know They Are Stupid

“If you’re very, very stupid,” he says, “How can you possibly realize that you’re very very stupid? You’d have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you are.”

He cited some research by David Dunning at Cornell. He says that Dunning has pointed out that knowing how good one is at something “requires exactly the same skills as it does to be good at that thing in the first place.”

“If you’re absolutely no good at something at all,” Cleese says, “then you lack exactly the skills that you need to know that you’re absolutely no good at it.”

“And this explains not just Hollywood,” Cleese concludes, “But almost the entirety of FOX News.”