Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Dear Sexist Chris Matthews: No one gives a FUCK what you think about Clintons female voters.

But, you did get pissy and it was caught on tape.

John McCain, lying to the American Legion:

I suppose from my opponent’s vantage point, veterans concerns are just one more issue to be spun or worked to advantage. This would explain why he has also taken liberties with my position on the GI Bill. In its initial version, that bill failed to address the number one education request that I’ve heard from career service members and their families—the freedom to transfer their benefits to a spouse or a child. The bill also did nothing to retain the young officer and enlisted leaders who form the backbone of our all-volunteer force.



And of course the media will give him a pass.

even if you drilled in all of John McCains backyards, even the ones he doesn't remember...

heh. heh heh heh.

What is this 'village' you pundits keep talking about? Can you give me an example?

Larry King just plugged his show post-Hillary, saying, "It was all about Hillary tonight at the convention - she certainly electrified the crowd...we're gonna talk to some Republicans..."

another example:

Who's the first person Maureen Dowd quotes in today's New York Times column to gage the "vibe" at the Democratic convention? A partisan Republican operative and former McCain aide, naturally.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Thank you hillary.

We still hate the fucking sight of you on TV or the nails on chack bord sound of your plastic smile over your chipmunk cheeks you fucking BITCH..

"not only do i eat, i also am a democrat,"

wrote frank sinatra.

We're changing the name of the fucking blog.

D'OH. The GOP's kinda voter - the Uninformed Dumbass.

And THAT'S why she's voting for John McCain! The former Hillary supporter and ex-Democrat hasn't been listening.

McCain has maintained since then that Roe v. Wade was a bad decision that should be overturned.

Mike S. Adams pens fictional right wing psychology

Real Men Do Not Have Sex With Women They Do Not Intend To Marry. I once read a survey indicating that the number of sex partners a woman has in a lifetime is only a fraction of the number of sex partners a man has in a lifetime. This can be explained by two factors: 1) men lie in an upward direction when asked how many people they’ve slept with and, 2) women lie in a downward direction when asked how many people they’ve slept with.

This becomes a problem later on in marriage when a woman is unable to forgive herself for having a lot of sex partners. This guilt is biologically, and not culturally, induced. And once a woman has lied about her past to a prospective husband, she cannot communicate with him about her guilt.

We're not saying Mike Adams is too fucking lazy to add a source or site any reserach for his opinions, although it would have helped give his essay some credability.

idiot america

Of course, somewhere in shitty West Virginia bungalow or in some tiny Brooklyn apartment or in some New Mexico trailer or in some middle class ranch house in a Mississippi suburb, there's whites thinking how that coon ain't gonna put anything over on them.

3 domestic right wing terrorists arrested in Obama assasination attempt.

* Three men were arrested in connection with an inquiry into a possible plot to kill Barack Obama.
* The three men face firearms and drug charges.
* The three men had ties to extremist organizations.
* One of the man, a convicted felon, was found with two high-powered scoped rifles, ammunition, sighting scopes, radios, a cellphone, a bulletproof vest, wigs, drugs and fake IDs.
* Another wore a Nazi swastika ring.

TSA declares war on large breasts

A large-breasted woman flying from Oakland to Boston was accosted by the TSA when the underwire in her bra set off the magnetometer. She was given a choice: allow her breasts to be fondled or give up on flying. Instead, she raised a stink:

Refresh me? Cokie's Law?

Refresh me? Cokie's Law?
Dissento | 07.30.08 - 11:34 am

It doesn't matter if it is true, it is what people are talking about, so I have to talk about it as if it were true.
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Monday, August 25, 2008

When you fish in your own private, artificial lake on your 10-acre estate in Sedona, you're not a regular guy, John McCain.

Now, I know the traveling press corps wouldn't ever equate McCain with being rich or elitist. That might make him mad and no one who spends time around McCain wants to evoke his out-of-control temper. And, we know the press types like getting invited to the private estate in Sedona for barbecues.

McCain and Cindy are very, very, very rich people. Very rich. When you own nine homes (or is it ten?), you're among the elite, no matter how you cut it. Really makes you wonder what is Cindy McCain hiding in her tax returns.

The McCain campaign keeps emphasizing that McCain was a prisoner in Vietnam, as proof of his qualification for the Presidency.

Well, so was Gary Glitter, and I'm not voting for him either.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Diebold comes clean, admits that its e-voting machines are faulty

Diebold official says error probably didn't ruin any elections

pow


"Does a bellicose Vietnam veteran who rushed to hitch his star to the self-immolating overreaches of Ahmad Chalabi, Pervez Musharraf and Mikheil Saakashvili have the judgment to keep America safe?"

The POW response is a punchline. McCain is the joke.

While McCain’s experience was wasted on the creepy troll, did it create a worldview incapable of anticipating the limits to U.S. military power in Iraq? Did he fail to absorb the lessons of Vietnam, so that he is doomed to always want to refight it? Did his captivity inform a search-and-destroy, shoot-first-ask-questions-later, “We are all Georgians,” mentality?

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Oy.

Asshole conservative mag think MLK wouldn't vote for Barack. JFC.

As Matt Yglesias says, perhaps the National Review should leave the divining of political leanings of slain civil rights leaders to conservative rags that weren’t around in the 50s and 60s. You know, the kind that didn’t write such racist tripe as Will Herberg’s commentary on King’s Nobel Peace Prize “‘Civil Rights’ and Violence: Who Are the Guilty Ones?” . I’m just sayin’

If you hate a person,

you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us. - Hermann Hesse

Pryor was also sexually abused by two different men — including a priest

"It's not just a sin, it's a felony" - Robin Williams.

McCain: "A politician you can mock."


Another brilliant production from Jed Lewison:

Friday, August 22, 2008

We always thought Bernie Mac was pretty cool.

John McCain: Crappy pilot, son of two admirals, and a genuine asshole. Like Chimpy.

I Spent Years as a POW with John McCain, and His Finger Should Not Be Near the Red Button

Guess which eletist US presidential candidate took 9 limos to go to starbucks?

Elitist? McCain drove in a nine-car motorcade from his compound to get a large cappuccino

Splendid work every one!! Well played!

Now, we have to keep it up.

No Associated Press content was harmed in the writing of this post

“If there’s any comfort to be found in Mayer’s account, or in any of the stories coming out about the Bush mis-administration’s overreach, it’s in the stories of those who didn’t go crazy.”

On why the many houses matter.

Please, go read it.
Remember that a war has to go incredibly, catastrophically bad for those in McCain’s social stratum to feel any pain. It isn’t class warfare to point out that extreme privilege breeds a mindset that isn’t compatible with good government. It’s simply an observation that anybody who works with adolescents can tell you: when indulgent parents take away consequences, kids often go feral. Four more years of that is something that I can do without.

Guess which US presidential candidtade has a payroll of $270,000 for house servants? HINT: He has a lot of houses.

$270,000. It's so hard to find good 'help' these days. But McCain is no eletist. Is he?

Guess which US presidential candidate has a gambling problem?

We present to you, John McCains Gambling Habit

Thursday, August 21, 2008

ok, i get it. i'll play ball. tell me what you want.

get in touch.

Is this racist?


But then again, what's wrong with being racist? What could happen? Forget it. But just for grins and giggles, here is what we read:
Limbaugh: Obama’s Nomination “Really goes back to the fact that nobody had the guts to stand up and say no to a black guy.”
Are ugly, obese junkie right-wing talk show hosts who swollows mouthfulls of viagra and prebucescent cum to fuck little boys in the Domican Republic would be inclined to be racist...
Yea, he's fucking racist. SO! The question is, should closeted republicans gang rape Lush Rimbaugh to death or sould he be just shot in the ear?

We're not sure. We think he'd enjoy being raped.

(with spanish acent) GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

"Senator McCain should take the day off at one of his seven homes to consider whether his support for outsourcing, tax breaks for companies who ship jobs overseas and continued spending of ten billion a month in Iraq is really putting 'country first.' To us, it sounds like just more of the same." – Obama campaign spokesman Tommy Vietor
That was pleasently brutal! More please...

Just so we are clear- visiting your grandmother in the state you were born is elitist.

Meeting the millionaire heiress daughter who you will son begin an affair with and divorce your first wife- not elitist.

Cindy Hensley met John McCain more than 20 years earlier at a party in Hawaii. He was a 43-year-old naval officer, married at the time. She was 25. They married a year later — in 1980 — and they signed a prenuptial agreement, which was fairly rare at the time.

Remember all that 'Stay the Course" bullshit?

And ChimpCo kept calling everyone who called for timelines unpatriotic defeatist who wanted America to lose? This is the no shit headline from the USA Today.

Rice says U.S., Iraq agree to troop withdrawal timetable

McCain said yesterday that he was unsure how many houses he has

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said in an interview Wednesday that he was uncertain how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own.

"I think - I'll have my staff get to you," McCain told us in Las Cruces, N.M. "It's condominiums where - I'll have them get to you."