Please everyone we need to stop. The police have called me, they will be calling you too

“more guns equal more shoot-outs” is indeed correct.

S. E Cupp is full of shit. On Real Time with Bill Maher, Cupp argues that mass shooting have decreased since Columbine. Mass shootings or not, gun deaths continue to climb.  Guns kill, more guns kill more people. Sorry wingnuts, facts is facts.

The US is going to have background checks.  The US is going to enforce a registry of gun owners and eventually, the US is going to take your guns, primarily because you can't be trusted with them. Frankly you're too fucking stupid to own an assault rifle. 

The US needs a gun registry. Like 4th US President James Madison enacted into law

The US needs a gun registry, gun insurance and mandatory gun safety classes.

The US has no militia and guns are not well regulated. You teabag conservatives read the Constitution, right? What "Well regulated Militia" do you belong to? You own a car? You got a drivers license? You have to get insurance, right?

Next year the government is going to insist you have car insurance and health insurance. Let's make sure you need to have gun insurance if you want to own a gun. And a gun registry. You can have 15, 30 round clips. You can have 100 round drum. You can have machine guns again. Silencers. Short shotgun barrels. You can conceal carry. All as long as you register and get insurance. And join a federally regulated militia.

Just Like 4th President James Madison Enacted Into Law. Madison Wrote The Second Amendment. He Knows. 

Donald Trump in bitter feud with the wind

“It’s going to kill Aberdeen. These things are dangerous and they definitely cause cancer — a tremendous number of cases of cancer because of the electric currents.”

Trump is convinced the £230million project is doomed now one of the major backers has pulled out. Good. We all hope conservative asshole trump loses more and more money, prestige and well, everything. Fuck you donald.

A Catholic organization may not directly or indirectly make any statement, in any medium, to endorse, support, or oppose any candidate for public office, political party, or PAC

If bigot and professional hate grifter Bill Donohue wants to issue his political opinions regarding candidates, he is free to give up his organization’s tax-exempt benefit.

If abortion is murder, a blowjob is cannibalism

Who was the republican piece of shit that lied to CBS about the Benghazi emails?

Names, please.

Florida: Shorter yellow lights, kill more people, make more money

Longer yellow lights increased safety, keeps more Floridians alive, costs cities less. What is America's Wang doing? Reducing yellow light times.

Texas buffoon Louie Gohmert gets his teabag conservative ass handed to him by Eric Holder

Gohmert accuses Holder of "casting aspersions on my asparagus."

Amy Bouzaglo from Amy's Baking Company, Scottsdale AZ, is in full Facebook meltdown

Amy is unfortunately suffering very public mental breakdown as well and is in full Troll Feeding Mode.  She can't bake, she can't cook, she can't run a successful restaurant and she has troubles stealing other peoples identity and money fueling speculation as to how Amy and her husband Samy keep the failing restaurant afloat.

Amy was on Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares season finally and it was an epic fail for Amy.  Redditors, Yelpers and Facebook seem to think Amy may have been sent to prison under the name Amanda Patricia Bossingham in 2002.