Editors Note: Nazi Pope Ratz resigns to avoid prosecution and jail for child rape coverup and has to stay in the Vatican to avoid jail so maybe Bob has a point.
Your moderator Very Serious PersonDavid Brooks, Beltway Republican, uh, Matt Miller, Robert Scheer, Vin "Health Care, Ukrainian & General Revolving Door Lobbyist" Weber
VSP Matt: Chuck Hagel. Vin?
Vin: John "epic bad judgement Palin" McCain, "Sparkle Princess" Graham and the "Senate's Biggest Asshole" Inhofe (DeMint will not be missed. Ever.) would never filibuster Hagel.
Bob: McCain is just pissy because Hagel wouldn't endorse him for president, and of course McCain is pissed because Hagel was right about the Iraq abortion, or as it's known in the Bush household, Commander Bunny Pants adventure to finally win Daddy's love. Also, theJewish Lobby, Zionist Lobby, Apartheid Israel Lobby hates Hagel and your an anti-semite for acknowledging AIPAC.
Vin: Lots of people hate Hagel. Neocons for sure. Hagel has taken money from some group call "Friends of Hamas" for Christs' sake!
VSP Matt: State of the Union. Bob?
Bob: Tip top speech. Moral. Banksters.
Vin: I hated everything about SOTU. Weak. Communist. Blame "O" for the sequester and deficit. Republicans are dinosaurs and my thinking and my party's beliefs will ensure we lose elections forever. Thank god for GerryMandering.
VSP Matt: Pre "K" is fantastic. Cut Medicare, and screw old people to pay for it. Fuck them.
Vin: Balanced idea. I support it. Budget crisis. Milton Friedman. Minimum wage should be zero. Again, my unpopular bat shit ideas are why republicans should never hold public office. Republican created long term debt is destroying America. Conservatives are trying to destroy America!
VSP Matt: I'm a republican and I agree with Vin. Bob?
Bob: Don't scapegoat old people...
VSP Matt: (angrily) I'm not scapegoating at all! It's math!
Bob: (Calmly) Shut the fuck upCharles Krauthammer, Matt. It's scapegoating. Seniors didn't create the Bank meltdown or the corporate welfare state that exports jobs and taxes overseas.
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Vin: North Korea. Be afraid. Respect my bat shit paranoid fears.
Bob: China. Increased role in NK. US can let this go. Nukes are weapons of terror. Apartheid Israel has nukes. Double standards.
Vin: "O" is a weany on nukes. Henry Kissinger. Consensus will never happen. Rising nationalism in China, Japan and South Korea frighten me. Respect my paranoia.
VSP Matt: Nazi Pope Ratz is resigning.
Bob: Pope Ratz was a disgrace. The church is wicked when it comes to sex and sex crimes.
Vin: That's bigoted. Bigoted!
Bob: Fuck you, asshole.
Vin: Child rapist are fine. Coverups are fine. Nothing is wrong with catholics and sex! Who the fuck are you to say those things? I love Pope Ratz! Very progressive. New standard.
END OF SHOW RANT
Bob: Catholic church defending the molestation of young boys is evil. Raping children is evil. So fuck off Vin.
Vin: Bob's bigoted hatful comments against a great institution.
VSP Matt: (stunned) "O's" rhetoric reality gap. College costs bad.
Your moderator Very Serious Person
VSP Matt: Chuck Hagel. Vin?
Vin: John "epic bad judgement Palin" McCain, "Sparkle Princess" Graham and the "Senate's Biggest Asshole" Inhofe (DeMint will not be missed. Ever.) would never filibuster Hagel.
Bob: McCain is just pissy because Hagel wouldn't endorse him for president, and of course McCain is pissed because Hagel was right about the Iraq abortion, or as it's known in the Bush household, Commander Bunny Pants adventure to finally win Daddy's love. Also, the
Vin: Lots of people hate Hagel. Neocons for sure. Hagel has taken money from some group call "Friends of Hamas" for Christs' sake!
VSP Matt: State of the Union. Bob?
Bob: Tip top speech. Moral. Banksters.
Vin: I hated everything about SOTU. Weak. Communist. Blame "O" for the sequester and deficit. Republicans are dinosaurs and my thinking and my party's beliefs will ensure we lose elections forever. Thank god for GerryMandering.
VSP Matt: Pre "K" is fantastic. Cut Medicare, and screw old people to pay for it. Fuck them.
Vin: Balanced idea. I support it. Budget crisis. Milton Friedman. Minimum wage should be zero. Again, my unpopular bat shit ideas are why republicans should never hold public office. Republican created long term debt is destroying America. Conservatives are trying to destroy America!
VSP Matt: I'm a republican and I agree with Vin. Bob?
Bob: Don't scapegoat old people...
VSP Matt: (angrily) I'm not scapegoating at all! It's math!
Bob: (Calmly) Shut the fuck up
HALFTIME
Vin: North Korea. Be afraid. Respect my bat shit paranoid fears.
Bob: China. Increased role in NK. US can let this go. Nukes are weapons of terror. Apartheid Israel has nukes. Double standards.
Vin: "O" is a weany on nukes. Henry Kissinger. Consensus will never happen. Rising nationalism in China, Japan and South Korea frighten me. Respect my paranoia.
VSP Matt: Nazi Pope Ratz is resigning.
Bob: Pope Ratz was a disgrace. The church is wicked when it comes to sex and sex crimes.
Vin: That's bigoted. Bigoted!
Bob: Fuck you, asshole.
Vin: Child rapist are fine. Coverups are fine. Nothing is wrong with catholics and sex! Who the fuck are you to say those things? I love Pope Ratz! Very progressive. New standard.
END OF SHOW RANT
Bob: Catholic church defending the molestation of young boys is evil. Raping children is evil. So fuck off Vin.
Vin: Bob's bigoted hatful comments against a great institution.
VSP Matt: (stunned) "O's" rhetoric reality gap. College costs bad.
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