In bold speech, Oreo republican presidential candidate Ben Carson explains why he's not 'a witch' 'crazy'

When your opening act is explaining to people that you are not, in fact, as insane as you might first sound, you are officially starting off your presidential race as a second-tier candidate at best. But this is conservatism, a movement that is willing to forgive a whole lot of crazy if you just patiently explain that it's all a plot against you.