Perception Managers

Georgia republican Tom Graves (white, of course) tries to fuck every aviation passenger in the US of A

2012-01-31T08:19:00.000-08:00

Because republicans are assholes. This is what they do.

2012-01-31T07:42:00.001-08:00

People "don't want to go back to work because they can pick up many more months of their unemployment insurance and various other things."

2012-01-31T07:39:00.000-08:00

Fuck you faux spews and D.Trump

republican pieces of shit

2012-01-29T22:13:00.000-08:00

If you want to understand how clueless and out of touch the Republican Party has become, all you have to do is start with their having chosen Mitch Daniels to rebut President Obama's State of the Union speech.The guy who inherited the Clinton budget surplus and transformed it into the largest budget deficit in American history.

disgraced Army officer and white supremacist Allen West can go to hell

2012-01-29T14:39:00.001-08:00

Grover Norquist is an insane scumbag

2012-01-29T11:48:00.001-08:00

NORQUIST: Obama can sit there and let all the tax [cuts] lapse, and then the Republicans will have enough votes in the Senate in 2014 to impeach. The last year, he’s gone into this huddle where he does everything by executive order. He’s made no effort to work with Congress.

red states lead the nation in food stamp participation

2012-01-29T11:22:00.001-08:00

Tracy Morgan is a shitty comedian

2012-01-27T20:50:00.001-08:00

Wide spread corruption at the Vatican?

2012-01-27T07:58:00.001-08:00

Quell surprise.

Gingrich Refers To Spanish As “The Language Of Living In The Ghetto”

2012-01-26T20:19:00.001-08:00

Newt is a piece of shit.

Confirmed: Low IQ, conservative beliefs linked to prejudice, per study

2012-01-26T14:50:00.001-08:00

There’s no gentle way to put it: People who give in to racism and prejudice may simply be dumb, according to a new study that is bound to stir public controversy.There is reason to believe that strict right-wing ideology might appeal to those who have trouble grasping the complexity of the world.

1st Slut Wanna Be Callista calls 911 on breast feeding woman.

2012-01-25T22:59:00.001-08:00

Not a joke. And the breast feeding woman was arrested. There are sluts, then there is Callista.

Wait a minute. Lush Rimbaugh is a bigot?

2012-01-25T07:55:00.001-08:00

That fat fuck is a racist bigot? Really? Doesn't add up.

Megaupload! Banksters walk. FBI useless. Let's pepper spray some OWS

2012-01-22T22:41:00.001-08:00

Joe Paterno. Pederast enabler for college football. What an epic failure.

2012-01-22T22:39:00.001-08:00

Republican Jesus was a vulture capitalist. If you are poor, you going to hell, dickhead.

2012-01-22T22:24:00.001-08:00

For the love of Christ, won't someone beat Newt senseless?

2012-01-22T16:32:00.000-08:00

We have to listen to that fat fuck? Really? Kill him! Put us out of our misery.

ScumBag Lou Holtz died. Uh..Joe Paterno

2012-01-22T07:35:00.001-08:00

Blame MegaUpload! and give Banksters more money

2012-01-20T08:13:00.001-08:00

This is Joe Arpaio level of republican stupid

2012-01-17T22:56:00.001-08:00

BRADENTON, Fla. -- Former Alabama cornerback Dre Kirkpatrick has been arrested on a marijuana possession charge.An arrest report on the Manatee County Sheriff's Office web site says Kirkpatrick was arrested at 12:48 a.m. Tuesday and charged with possessing less than 20 grams of marijuana. He was released on $120 bond.

Republicans aren't capable of leading. They only are capable of preventing leadership.

2012-01-16T04:13:00.001-08:00

Mitt Romney: A man without principle, a campaign without purpose

Mitt Romney is a serial killer

2012-01-15T12:29:00.001-08:00

Because corporations are people my friend.

Add Rupert Murdoch to the list of names to which the world would be better off if they died a horrible, painful death.

2012-01-15T12:26:00.000-08:00

The non inclusive list includes:aWol Bush. Well, all shrubs really.Jim DeMintLush RimbaughAnyone at Faux SpewsJohn McLameJohn of Orangeobstructionist turtle McConnellThe dim witted jew from virginia...Cantor, yea himSupreme asshole ScaliaSupreme asshole and house nigga clarenceSupreme asshole and Citizen United failure John RobertsandSupreme asshole "no" alito

Scumbag tea-bagger Jim DeMint hates America

2012-01-12T12:23:00.000-08:00

On Jon Stewart yesterday, the senates biggest asshole could not stop lying. About everything.

Reason number something-or-other why the Vietnam-war-era multiple-deferment-getting chickenhawk Newt Gingrich is a pompous ass:

2012-01-10T16:25:00.001-08:00

From the Daily Kos which gave a bad link:

Ultimately, though, it wasn't an issue of eligibility—Gingrich could have tried to enlist, draft or no—but of will. "Given everything I believe in, a large part of me thinks I should have gone over," Gingrich told Jane Mayer in 1985. "Part of the question I had to ask myself was what difference I would have made," adding that "there was a bigger battle in Congress than Vietnam." As Gingrich put it, "no one felt this was the battle-line on which freedom would live or die."

Was Michele Bachmann treated differently from other candidates because she's batshit crazy?

2012-01-10T07:30:00.001-08:00

Michele Bachmann was the only woman in the race for the GOP presidential nomination, as well as the only lunatic, which has led some to question whether sexism or prejudice against the mentally ill may have played a role in the short-shrift she was given by the media.

Tony Blankley is dead, thank god. Who will be the next always wrong blowhard on Left, Right and Center?

2012-01-09T11:32:00.001-08:00

Frothy Brown Santorum Tells Kids With Gay Parents: You’d Be Better Off With Parents In Prison

2012-01-07T15:46:00.000-08:00

Someone really has have a talk with that guy and beat some sense into him. Any republican this homophobic must be gay.

Frothy Brown Santorum is a nasty piece of shit

2012-01-07T13:20:00.000-08:00

That fucking psychopath perfectly represents republican ignorance, pettiness and lack of simple human kindness. Oh, and his wife had a partial birth abortion. But you cant have one. What a fucking asshole.

Gender Apartheid from Israel to the USA

2012-01-05T08:28:00.001-08:00

Bigoted jews acting like the dim witted assholes they are. All in the name of god.

US Presidents who smoked pot

2012-01-05T08:13:00.000-08:00

Seven early US presidents were pot smokers: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Andrew Jackson, Zachary Taylor and Franklin PierceAnd a few from modernity. Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Chimpy and Obama. God bless the war on drugs. This does beg the question: How does Supreme Asshole and strick constitutionalist Scalia manage to corrupt his satanic world view to come down against pot.

So Frothy, Flippy and the Gold Standard won.

2012-01-03T22:21:00.000-08:00

At least the Dingbat Bitch will fall out. Maybe Education, Energy and what's his name will too.

Southern White assholes have a rich history for getting shit wrong

2012-01-03T10:56:00.000-08:00

America has had a long history of white Southern radicals who will stop at nothing to get their way - seceding from the Union in 1861, refusing to obey civil rights legislation in the 1960s, shutting the government in 1995, and risking the full faith and credit of the United States in 2010.

Filthy rich jew Eric Cantor just said on 60 minutes that he is an asshole

2012-01-01T21:56:00.001-08:00

Egyptian Court Bans Military 'Virginity Tests'

2011-12-27T16:13:00.001-08:00

An Egyptian court on Tuesday ordered the country's military rulers to stop the use of "virginity tests" on female detainees, a practice that has caused an uproar among activists and rights groups.

Christ, those fucking heathens.

ultra-Orthodox Jews who have spit on and yelled at an 8-year-old American girl walking to school

2011-12-27T07:48:00.000-08:00

Naama Margolese, 8, whose family is from Chicago, says she is afraid of walking to her religious Jewish girls school for fear of extremists who have spat on her and called her a whore for dressing "immodestly." She tells the AP: "They were scary. They don't want us to go to the school."

What kind of piece of shit spits on an 8 year old?

It all starts with some a-hole scientist doing shit he shouldn't be doing

2011-12-25T16:15:00.001-08:00

no pepper no game

2011-12-25T06:29:00.001-08:00

no pepper no game.

Christopher Hitchens was wrong. Good riddance.

2011-12-22T08:39:00.000-08:00

CH was right about many things. The Iraq war was not one of them. Death, pain, loss, depleted uranium. But we know you're smokin' where ever you are. Daddy dont live in that New York City no more.

Your are going to have to shoot them in the head. -Glenn Beckkk

2011-12-22T08:20:00.000-08:00

@GodsWordIsLaw

If you are still so fucking stupid that you believe in a sky fairy..

2011-12-22T08:11:00.000-08:00

evil fundamentalists. I don't believe in your God but I believe in your kindness.

war monger Benjamin Netanyahu is a deadly piece of shit

2011-12-21T07:56:00.000-08:00

Apartheit Israel will die sooner or later.

More proof Grumpy McSame should of died in Viet Nam

2011-12-21T07:36:00.001-08:00

When Lieberman leaves next year, he'll be down to one friend. And he'll still be shouting at clouds.

Shorter Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Demonstrators hurt my Fee-fees and it's a civil rights violation

2011-12-20T20:30:00.000-08:00

This is George aWol Bush level of asshole.

Obama is bent on turning America “into full-fledged Marxist Communo-Fascist elitist-ruled Islamo-Drug cartel Narco/Nazi State”

2011-12-20T14:37:00.001-08:00

Obama to imprison Americans, take their guns away.

Hitler Youth Pope Ratz goes to a prison

2011-12-18T18:17:00.000-08:00

Religion continues to ruin everything. And who is the fag in the hat?

Child janitors, arresting judges, nothing is off limits to Newt Gingrich

2011-12-18T16:52:00.000-08:00

God is not great. And there are not enough bullets to go around. So line up two or more republicans before you pull the trigger.

"Oh my God," thought James. "I just got fucked by Rick Perry!"

2011-12-15T14:47:00.000-08:00

Among the charges: Rick Perry has a small dick.

2011-12-12T14:44:00.001-08:00

If republican obstructionist asshole Orrin Hatch loudly advices Obama not to do something, that is precisely what he should do

2011-12-10T08:16:00.001-08:00

Utah Republican Sen. Orrin Hatch says taking such a measure "would be a very unwise political thing to do."Hatch doubts President Obama would actually exercise his constitutional power to adjourn Congress in order to make recess appointments."It would make him look like he's stupid, because as much as he hates Congress, or ... [as a] more fair statement, might hate Congress, he still needs it," Hatch says.

Bachmann was considering Donald Trump for VP

2011-12-09T08:58:00.001-08:00

GOP clown show is good this season.

Ding Bat Texan NOT looking for gloves this Xmas

2011-12-07T07:34:00.001-08:00

Too bad the propeller didn't hit her chin.

Tom Cruise saddened

2011-12-07T07:15:00.001-08:00

Homosexual Left Develops Gay Gene, Manufacturing Scientific Support for Gay Agenda

Republican chicken Hawk and openly gay politician Rick Perry Decries Gay 'Lifestyle'

2011-12-07T07:07:00.001-08:00

Openly gay senator and republican Lindsey Graham says he hopes to vote for the faggot in next years presidential election.

American Airlines publicly states why it went bankrupt

2011-12-07T07:04:00.001-08:00

American Airlines will not comment on the situation

Tom Cruise confirms homosexuality

2011-12-07T06:59:00.001-08:00

Representatives for Tom Cruise and Paramount Pictures vehemently rejected published reports that..

Insane Ding Bat Bitch Bachmann...says more nothing

2011-12-04T17:06:00.001-08:00

Still married to a fag. Not that it's a bad thing.

Have the jews attacked iran yet?

2011-12-04T17:00:00.001-08:00

Piece of shit William F. Buckley, Jr. still getting trashed

2011-12-04T16:51:00.001-08:00

This is the change that Bill Buckley has wrought, an American movement whose leaders no longer strive to uplift their country. Though to be charitable, I’m not sure he foresaw where the movement he set in motion was going, in the end he must share the damnation. This damnation that is responsible for the decline of this country and the uplifting of a Multi-National Corporate Empire.

This woman has..

2011-11-27T11:20:00.001-08:00

..guts.

"see firsthand what can happen when law enforcement fails to protect individuals."

2011-11-27T11:13:00.001-08:00

Some republican asshole at the FBI actually thinks this is true.

Republican Sam Brownback is a thin skinned asshole

2011-11-25T08:26:00.001-08:00

Brownback Complaint About Student Tweet Lands Kansas Teenager In Principal’s Office

The best viral campaign in the world

2011-11-20T11:40:00.001-08:00

"It's Dr. Brinkley, Rice is a university," and "I know you went to Yuba [Community College in California] and couldn't graduate — "

2011-11-19T12:55:00.001-08:00

Ever wanted to tell a congressman in person that they work for you, the taxpayer?Well, Douglas Brinkley, a Rice University professor, certainly did, although perhaps the middle of a House hearing wasn't the best time and place.At a Natural Resources Committee hearing Friday on oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska) mistakenly addressed the professor as "Dr. Rice" while calling his testimony "garbage."Brinkley interrupted, saying: "It's Dr. Brinkley, Rice is a university," and "I know you went to Yuba [Community College in California] and couldn't graduate — "Then it was Young's turn to interrupt. "I'll call you anything I want to call you when you sit in that chair," he told the witness. "You just be quiet."Brinkley countered: "You don't own me. I pay your salary. I work for the private sector and you work for the taxpayer."

Don Young is the republican scumbag who famously said the Gulf Oil spill was "not an environmental disaster," just nature taking its course.Congressman Young has been included in the annual listing of the most corrupt members of Congress complied by Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and he was listed as the third-worst congressman by the popular magazine Rolling Stone.

Such is the lot of the peasant in the Kingdom Of Froth And Lube

2011-11-19T09:00:00.001-08:00

If the invisible sky dude wanted you to be rich, you’d have money. Since you’re not, please take comfort in the fact that you’re meant to hurt.

Oh, Alabama. You pathetic racist republican, tea-bagging assholes.

2011-11-19T08:40:00.001-08:00

Reap what you sow.

2011-11-19T08:38:00.001-08:00

"The good news is that Seif al-Islam is arrested, he is alive, and now he will face justice,"

2011-11-19T08:22:00.001-08:00

Place your bets: Guess who dies first. Sandusky or Seif. Two illegal regimes fronted by the US government.

Dim witted Oreo is properly scorned publicly

2011-11-18T22:05:00.001-08:00

The only one who was 'High Tech Lynched' was Anita Hill. What a buffon.

Who was the scumbag cop that pepper sprayed a 83 year old woman at Occupy Seattle?

2011-11-18T20:55:00.001-08:00

Let's fight back! ~~Thug Life~~ luvs them some fascism. They must of been waiting their life for this moment.

What happened on Wall Street over the past decade was an unparalleled crime wave

2011-11-18T14:18:00.001-08:00

Yet when thousands of ordinary people hit the streets with the express purpose of obeying the law and demonstrating their patriotism through peaceful protest, the police response is immediate and massive. There have already been hundreds of arrests, which is hundreds more than we ever saw during the years when Wall Street bankers were stealing billions of dollars from retirees and mutual-fund holders and carpenters unions through the mass sales of fraudulent mortgage-backed securities.

Did Obama “greenlit” the OWS raids?

2011-11-16T09:37:00.001-08:00

Who the fuck thinks Elisabeth Hasselbeck is funny?

2011-11-15T20:54:00.001-08:00

Fuck her and her fee fee's.

Uncle Tom syndrome and republican Allen West

2011-11-15T14:47:00.001-08:00

In the American racial context, Uncle Tom is a pejorative term for blacks that give up or hide their ethnic or gender outlooks, traits, and practices, in order to be accepted into the mainstream—a so-called race traitor. In African American parlance this is also derogatorily known as an Oreo cookie, black on the outside only, white on the inside.

Shorter republican Allen West: I'm an Oreo on principle. Further, I lied about riding with a White Supremacist motorcycle group because I was ashamed of being a Race Traitor. Liberals attack me for that.

So! Scumbag republican and pederast enabler Paterno is jobless and Rick Parry will be shortly

2011-11-09T20:03:00.000-08:00

It's Anyone But Mitt! And who is this Herb "Oreo" Cain guy?

The head of the Jewish state is a liar? Quelle surprise..

2011-11-08T14:57:00.001-08:00

Sarkozy tells Obama Netanyahu is a "liar"

Mr. Oreo said, you want a job right?

2011-11-07T13:01:00.001-08:00

Another WHITE woman comes forward to accuse Herb Oreo of sexual assault.

Oh dear. The TeaBaggers wont cotton to that.

Here is Herb Cain. Talking about something.

2011-11-06T05:37:00.001-08:00

GOP: We are stupid and don't try to teach us anything. We like it that way

2011-10-30T19:35:00.001-07:00

Our team wants someone authentic, creative, fresh, bold and likeable. And we don’t have much tolerance for too many facts or too much information. In politics, a bumper sticker always beats an essay. Cain’s 9-9-9 is a bumper sticker; Romney’s economic plan is an essay. Perry’s rationale for giving the children of undocumented workers in-state college tuition rates is an essay. No hand-outs for illegal aliens is an effective bumper sticker.

Dick Cheney aide Ron Christie is a ni, ni, Nigga!

2011-10-29T22:35:00.001-07:00

What a piece of filth that asshole is. Shiva H. Vishnu. What. An. Asshole.

If cops keep trying to kill US Marines, maybe the Few and Proud should pick up a fucking weapon.

2011-10-29T09:11:00.001-07:00

More flawless logic from Supreme Asshole, Antonin Scalia. The Pope loves the death penalty

2011-10-29T09:03:00.000-07:00

There is no reality that Scalia cannot corrupt to meet his bullshit, unethical, cowardly, insane world view. If only there was a hell, we could rest assured Scalia would be in it. Alas, the only thing left is to hang your conscience on actuary tables and his love for Benson & Hedges.

..the babbling of every Teabagging, conspiracy nut, Grover Norquist knob gobbling asshole on the right

2011-10-29T07:48:00.000-07:00

Peggy Noonan became ~~seemed~~ briefly coherent

2011-10-26T21:12:00.001-07:00

Steve Jobs: Fox News 'A Destructive Force In Our Society'

2011-10-26T12:33:00.001-07:00

"The axis today is not liberal and conservative, the axis is constructive-destructive, and you've cast your lot with the destructive people. Fox has become an incredibly destructive force in our society. You can be better, and this is going to be your legacy if you're not careful."

Israel wants peace. Rest in peace Palestinians!

2011-10-23T07:42:00.001-07:00

Motasim is dead too!

2011-10-20T17:11:00.001-07:00

It's a great day for America! Christ what a fucking day!

It's always good to see improvement in your children

2011-10-20T17:08:00.001-07:00

This is not one of those moments.

On this most joyous of days, please tell ding-bat bitch Backmann that Libya is in AFRICA

2011-10-20T17:00:00.000-07:00

Ding Bat Republican. Never forget, Republicans are fucking stupid. They need to be smacked in the head and reminded of that ALL the time. Oh yea. Bachmann's husband is still gay.

Multiple Choice Mittens is just pissed because he wants it sO Much...and deep down he knows he's going to lose

2011-10-20T15:34:00.000-07:00

Petulant Mittens is going to stay pissed until GOP consensus tells him to stop.

Pat Buchanan hates negros and spics. And other people

2011-10-20T14:38:00.001-07:00

Buchanan has a long history of bigotry against immigrants and minorities.

Moammar Gadhafi dies a horrific, much anticipated, painful death

2011-10-20T10:42:00.000-07:00

God speed to war criminals Cheney, Bush, Rice, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld and Rove. Also for consideration, NYC ~~Thug LIfe~~ white shirt cops, Boner (agent of Orange), Cantor, McConnell, Inhofe, DeMint, Supreme Assholes Scalia, Thomas, Alito and Roberts. Finally, the Kock Brothers and all right wing religious assholes. We're looking at you Westboro Baptist and these disgusting kikes.

Mohammed, who is in his 20s and was filmed by the BBC wearing a New York Yankees baseball cap, said that he found the colonel hiding in a hole in the ground.

Bigoted jewish assholes force women to get in the back of a public bus

2011-10-19T15:59:00.000-07:00

Apparently, religious right wing assholes of all types think faith protects against bigotry. If it was just a matter of separation of the sexes, the jews could hustle their collective bigoted asses to the back, but no.

The Senate's Biggest Asshole, republican Jim DeMint, wants to prohibit the discussion of abortion over the internet

2011-10-19T10:45:00.000-07:00

Don't have a job? Fuck you. Underwater on your house? Fuck you. Banksters took your money? Fuck you. Want to talk to your Doctor over the internet? Go to jail. Your modern republican obstructionists at work.

Lets pray this insane asshole is assassinated very, very soon

2011-10-16T10:59:00.001-07:00

If this doesn't make you want to put a bullet in a banksters head or a NY Cop (Thug Life) nothing will

2011-10-15T20:28:00.000-07:00

It's open warfare on these koch suckers.

Thug Life in NYC. Fuck the Police

2011-10-15T20:07:00.001-07:00

Now they've ordered everyone to leave or face arrest: "Step back from the barrier." The crowd is chanting: "YOU step back!" and "We love you!"

The world would be much better if Lush Rimbaugh never existed. What a filthy piece of shit

2011-10-15T20:04:00.000-07:00

Obama Invades Uganda, Targets Christians

Krugman is tired of spoon feeding you. He needs grenades or possibly mortars

2011-10-15T12:29:00.000-07:00

For the first time in the history of the United States, a Catholic bishop is facing criminal charges

2011-10-15T12:03:00.001-07:00