New Iraq Commander: Nation "Doomed" If Baghdad Push Fails

Oh, let me save you the time. It fails. Miserably. Like all things republican and Chimp like.

Dick Cheney's fourth branch of government.

TPM , The Carpetbagger Report and others including yours truly wrote recently about this bizarre new theory that the VP's office has cooked up apparently granting him some sort of special, unaccountable status as an office that is both Executive and Legislative and so reports to nothing and no one.

We are being ruled by psychopaths and fascists

There is something terribly corrupt about a country that will permit such unspeakable, murderous acts to remain unpunished. And it is high time the so-called political and cultural leaders of this country said so without equivocation.

What do you do if you don't like the intelligence community's assessment?

You put the Dumbest Mother Fucker on the Planet to work (who happens to be a rabid pro israel neocon) and you create your own!

You give it to the creepy arrogant idiot and darth vader and the rest is history.

When the lies that brougt the US to war blow up, you call your work "Policy" not Intel and you slide out of jail.

I can't wait until we bomb Iran.


UPDATE: TPM Says: Maybe if Feith stamps his feet a little bit louder, his revision of history will carry the day. And you know what we say? It will carry the day. These creeps will never be held accountable. No neocon will ever be charged. No repug will suffer the least little bit.

Pentagon broke law

” Senate intel chairman Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) says he will probe whether the Pentagon broke the law by “failing to notify Congress about the group’s work.”

"The inspector general's report is a devastating condemnation of inappropriate activities in the DOD policy office that helped take this nation to war

"The bottom line is that intelligence relating to the Iraq-al-Qaeda relationship was manipulated by high-ranking officials in the Department of Defense to support the administration's decision to invade Iraq," Levin said yesterday. "The inspector general's report is a devastating condemnation of inappropriate activities in the DOD policy office that helped take this nation to war."

Dept of Defense Inspector General: Chimpy LIED AND BROKE THE FUCKING LAW AND STARTED AN UNLAWFUL WAR

Fuck you Chimpy. You are a creepy, incompetent, murderous and spectacular failure.

The Iraq War had to do primarily with Israel: The Dumbest Mother Fucker on the Planet

Doug Feith betrayed the United States by getting up a false case for war with Iraq. He made it clear in 1996 that his motivations for an Iraq War had to do primarily with Israel, and, indeed, with a far Right agenda of simultaneously pushing to destroy the Labor Party in Israel, to permanently annex the West Bank, and to overthrow Syria. At the Pentagon, he also ran an authoritarian shop that punished and marginalized anyone who stood in his way. He allegedly had State Department personnel spied on and excluded from meetings. He is not "mild-mannered." He just doesn't show the iron fist in public. He is writing a book, but needn't bother. The Dems are likely to subpoena documents that will make for far more interesting reading.

Finally, frustrated beyond carefully phrased, gentle criticism, Franks calls Feith ". . .The dumbest motherfucker in the world."

UPDATE: Feith announced his resignation in January 2005, a week after the New Yorker’s Seymour Hersh accused him of working with Israeli officials to select potential targets for a preemptive Iran strike.

No one at the pentagon believes the surge will work: planning for more failure in Iraq

The vanity war of Chimpy, the spectacular failure is going to get much, much worse. So the pentagon is (fianlly!) planning for the continued failure of the Bush Family Evil Empire's (BFEE) war of choice.

And what is ChimpCo's answer? Bomb Iran to show everyone how smart they are. We're so not fucking kidding. Watching the repub epic failures perverting all things american is the strangest slow motion train wreck the world has ever seen. It's the perfect storm of corruption, hypocracy, incompetence and arrogance.

And the repugs will be married to this malignant disaster forever. Good job repugs! By the time this is all over, if there is another democratic election in the US, you will have ensure Democratic rule for a thousand years.

The reason that we just don't LOVE Steven Colbert....

is that being an asshole, whether it's in jest or not, you're still an asshole.

Liberals to blame for 911.

Now, the rightwingnutassholes have decided that the terrorists attacked America because it hates the American left --- its alleged supporters for lo these many years. And the finest minds of the right seem to be saying that America should appease these terrorists by succumbing to their demands that America stop tolerating liberalism at all.

And could the dems get their shit together long enough to do some damage?

The slow demise of the national Republican Party just took a turn for the worse. Hard to believe that the GOP’s prospects could actually become more bleak after two years of unrelenting bad news, but it has.

And they'll get blamed for the whole thing

"Essentially, the Army is turning the war over to its dissidents," Thomas Ricks writes, "who have criticized the way the service has operated there the past three years, and is letting them try to wage the war their way."

Because they will fail too

you see, hate and bitterness are just not funny

It isn't because you've become nicer than Christ.

more: from Skippy

real humor requires a sense of irony and an underlying compassion, because, as twain said, the secret source of humor is sorrow. conservatives have neither, so they are not funny.