Shorter Newt Gingrich on Katrina victims: "Don't blame Bush! The niggas was to stupid to get out da fucking way."

How can you have the mess we have in New Orleans, and not have had deep investigations of the federal government, the state government, the city government, and the failure of citizenship in the Ninth Ward, where 22,000 people were so uneducated and so unprepared, they literally couldn't get out of the way of a hurricane.

We demand that John Edwards put to rest the rumors that we've raised!

I suspect this roughly translates as "pulling shit out of my ass and seeing how far it'll fly."

"With a single word, Coulter sullied the hard work of hundreds of CPAC participants and exhibitors and tarred the collective reputation of thousands of CPAC attendees," mourned Michelle Malkin. Nice shot, Annie Oafley!

Not that most repugs would notice. By the way, when Ann Coulter gets bitch slapped by Michele Maglalang Malkin (R-Flip), it smacks more of an attempt to dethrone the Heritage Foundations favorite fuck towel. What is the world coming to? -ed.

classic republican blame the victim.

the reason people died in the 9th ward isn't because the levies weren't maintained, it's be cause of a failure in citizenship. Got it? No stop blaming Chimpy's incompetence. Besides, repubs don't care about black people anyway....

what the purge is really about

Should the President be able to order one of his political opponents indicted? Or protect one of his supporters from indictment?

Dems can't subpoena Abu Gonzolez.

Which means we're back where we started - the only way to reign in Bush is to impeach him. Which the Dems won't do. So why don't we all stop pretending the Dems are going to do anything to stop Bush or his lackeys from doing anything they want to do for the next 2 years? Bush will ignore any law he doesn't like that he can't veto, simply by using a signing statement to get rid of it. His officials can ignore any subpoena they feel like, since Justice won't enforce them. The power of the purse is overstated - Bush has the power to take money from any department's budget he feels like, if he decides it is necessary. Without repealing the AUMF, the power of the purse can't be used, because Bush can just get the money from another pot.

Joe Klein is a cunt too and I don't even know him.

A left-wing extremist exhibits many, but not necessarily all, of the following attributes:

--believes the United States is a fundamentally negative force in the world.
Currently, that may be true.
--believes that American imperialism is the primary cause of Islamic radicalism.
What the fuck? Where did that come from?
--believes that the decision to go to war in Iraq was not an individual case of monumental stupidity, but a consequence of America’s fundamental imperialistic nature.
No, it was the stupidity of g W bush.
--tends to blame America for the failures of others—i.e. the failure of our NATO allies to fulfill their responsibilities in Afghanistan.
What the fuck? Where did that come from?
--doesn’t believe that capitalism, carefully regulated and progressively taxed, is the best liberal idea in human history.
What the fuck? Where did that come from?
--believes American society is fundamentally unfair (as opposed to having unfair aspects that need improvement).
All societies are unfair.
--believes that eternal problems like crime and poverty are the primarily the fault of society.
What the fuck? Where did that come from?
--believes that America isn’t really a democracy.
It's not. It's a republic, asshole.
--believes that corporations are fundamentally evil.
As long as they can't don a uniform, yea, pretty much. It's all profit and no accountability.
--believes in a corporate conspiracy that controls the world.
What the fuck? Where did that come from?
--is intolerant of good ideas when they come from conservative sources.
When did a conservative come up with a good idea?
--dismissively mocks people of faith, especially those who are opposed to abortion and gay marriage.
What the fuck? Where did that come from?
--regularly uses harsh, vulgar, intolerant language to attack moderates or conservatives.
Yea, Coulter is a cunt.

Ever the cunt she is, Coulter says...

“C’mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean.”

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hallasan/100/14/48/?title=Undutchables
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Oceanside%20dAlliez/154/184/24/

Coulter: I Would Talk About Edwards But “You Have To Go Into Rehab If You Use The Word ‘Faggot’”

This is your republican party. Bigots each and every one. The fact that they are not ashamed or bothered by this mean hateful bitch is evidence that the republican party is irrelevant to national discourse.

As Atrios says, it demonstrate, once again, that there's nothing a conservative can say which would cause the "liberal media" to decide that she wasn't an appropriate person to promote:

This notion that we're fighting them in Bagdad so we don't have to fight them in Kabul...is fucking insane.

And like it or not, the abject failure of the Bush administration's unnecessary and illegal war in Iraq which led them to incompetently wage the war in Afghanistan means that the Taliban and al Qaeda still exist and Osama bin laden and Mullah Omar are still at large. You'd think this notion that we're fighting them in Bagdad so we don't have to fight them in Kabul and elsewhere would sound a little bit silly considering that Cheney himself was targeted in Afghanistan just this week, but logic has never been their strong suit.

Chimpy at 29%!

Historic lows for the incompetent simian. Those UNGRATEful BASTARDS! After all he's done...

Dear convicted crimimal, republican bob ney,

You are going to prison for being a corrupt republican.

Garth Brooks' song about 'the dance' is about not having sex with your dead wife.

Your farewell email mentions Garth and suggests you'll miss having sex in prison.

Might we suggest that you'll be having sex, just not the way you imagined.....

soldier found sleeping in his own urine: GOP said fuck you

Beverly Young said she complained to Kiley several times. She once visited a soldier who was lying in urine on his mattress pad in the hospital. When a nurse ignored her, Young said, "I went flying down to Kevin Kiley's office again, and got nowhere. He has skirted this stuff for five years and blamed everyone else."

You know what? I don't give a shit...Just as long as Britney or Paris or Lindsay or Anna Nicole Smith isn't disturbed....

Or Babs and her filthy "beautiful mind". (I still think she should have aborted them all.)

Rep. Gohmert: Murtha Caused Market Plunge

Jesus, fuck you Gohmert. I hope I get the chance to bitch slap you some day. It's this sort of radical right wing out of the box thinking that brought us the current foreign and domestic disasters such as Iraq and Katrina.