Wednesday, March 07, 2007

A Clear explanation of the Bush/Cheney/Libby Crime

Cheney was afraid that if the American public became convinced that there had been no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, the war effort would collapse, along with all those billions of no-bid uncompetitive contracts for Halliburton.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Previously Undisclosed Details = incriminating shit we just made up.

“A high-ranking Justice Department official told one of the U.S. attorneys fired by the Bush administration that if any of them continued to criticize the administration for their ousters, previously undisclosed details about the reasons they were fired might be released, two of the ousted prosecutors told McClatchy Newspapers.”

The filthy cunt is pretty much right....

Coulter shrugged it off disdainfully, and insisted that conservatives will continue to embrace her. “This is the same thing we go through every six months. I say something, the same people become hysterical, and that’s the end of it. I mean I think the lesson young right-wingers ought to draw from this is: it’s really not that scary to attack liberals.”


Proving of course, that there is no liberal media. If there was, she'd be bitch slapped.

To be fair, Britney Spears was a Bush supporter, so it makes sense.

Britney Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

I had tears rolling down my face. It's that good.

Squirrel catapult video

Dick Pace still has no plan for victory in Iraq.

The profound depths of this fuck up (Chimpy not Dick Pace) will not be realized in your life time.

And we have not hit rock bottom yet. This train wreck just keeps getting worse and worse and worse....

You see? It's the Perception of a problem. Not the problem itself. Let's let Faux Noise explain it all.

This is unfortunate. It looks terrible, which is the problem. The problem is that it looks as if this administration, which has sent troops into harm’s way, is now neglecting them when they’re injured and need care and help.

Shorter Newt Gingrich on Katrina victims: "Don't blame Bush! The niggas was to stupid to get out da fucking way."

How can you have the mess we have in New Orleans, and not have had deep investigations of the federal government, the state government, the city government, and the failure of citizenship in the Ninth Ward, where 22,000 people were so uneducated and so unprepared, they literally couldn't get out of the way of a hurricane.

We demand that John Edwards put to rest the rumors that we've raised!

I suspect this roughly translates as "pulling shit out of my ass and seeing how far it'll fly."

"With a single word, Coulter sullied the hard work of hundreds of CPAC participants and exhibitors and tarred the collective reputation of thousands of CPAC attendees," mourned Michelle Malkin. Nice shot, Annie Oafley!


Not that most repugs would notice. By the way, when Ann Coulter gets bitch slapped by Michele Maglalang Malkin (R-Flip), it smacks more of an attempt to dethrone the Heritage Foundations favorite fuck towel. What is the world coming to? -ed.

classic republican blame the victim.

the reason people died in the 9th ward isn't because the levies weren't maintained, it's be cause of a failure in citizenship. Got it? No stop blaming Chimpy's incompetence. Besides, repubs don't care about black people anyway....

what the purge is really about

Should the President be able to order one of his political opponents indicted? Or protect one of his supporters from indictment?