Saturday, March 24, 2007

a $40 million excess in campaign spending isn’t just a clerical error.

It's an other BushCo fucking crime.

Docs Show Gonzales Lied About Attorney Firings

Another incompetent ChimpCo appointee lied, broke lots of laws and hurt average Americans?

Imagine my shock. Fuck you repugs.

We'll go on record: Fuck you Phony Blow

Die a slow painful death you asshole. You hurt the US. Please die now you faux piece of shit. Fuck off and die now. Painfully and slowly. Burn in hell. Meet Dick Nixon, Lee Atwater, Prescott Bush, GB and soon to follow G aWol Bush. Fuck you and die already. Bitch.

Fuck you Jeb!

You filthy piece of shit.

MIAMI, March 23 — Pondering his options after eight years in office, former Gov. Jeb Bush can cross one off the list, honorary degree recipient at the University of Florida, the largest university in the state.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

In a rare moment of humility,

We respectfully hope and pray that Elizabeth is OK, and that John will continue good work. The US needs her. And him.

Liberators. Chocolates and Flowers. I Doubt Six Months.

Now that's a bitch'n blog name.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Boxer bitch slaps repug Sen. James Inhofe "You Don’t Make The Rules Anymore’

An the crowd CHEERS!!

Carol Lam was fired for investigating the #3 guy at the CIA.

Two days after the CIA's #3, Kyle Dustin "Dusty" Foggo was fired, the US attorney prosecuting the "Dukester" ,Carol Lam, was going to serve search warrants to Foggo. But then guess what? She was fired.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

The premiere law enforcement agency in the US broke the law at least 3000 times.

And they ain't stoppin'. Due process is soo Clinton.

The Justice Department's inspector general told a committee of angry House members yesterday that the FBI may have violated the law or government policies as many as 3,000 times since 2003 as agents secretly collected the telephone, bank and credit card records of U.S. citizens and foreign nationals residing here.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Trump: Bush Is "Probably The Worst President In The History Of The United States"

Really, who could argue? What didn't he fuck up? What has he touched that hasn't turned to shit? What hasn't been made worse? Chimpy is a complete fucking criminal asshole, and fuck you for sticking up for him.

Chimpy Fires US Attorney to stop Criminal Investigation of CIA

And that would be illegal.

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-VT) said last week that while President Bush has the authority to fire attorneys at will, “if it is done to stop an ongoing investigation, then you do get into the criminal area.”

Saturday, March 17, 2007

8-bit porn. When, in God's name do we ever get to use that in a blog post?



If I ever buy a house, and decide to tile my kitchen, I'm going to ping this talented Etsy artist who makes Mario mosaic tiles.

Did you know that in Japan, "Mosaic" refers more often than not to blotted out private parts in porn videos? So if you tell someone there that you are buying a mosaic-ed Mario, they'll probably think you're into 8-bit porn.

That's treason. That warrants impeachment.

Therefore, Rove and Cheney (and maybe Bush himself) gave aid and comfort to an enemy of these United States by a deliberate act of outing a CIA operative who was not known to Iran and whose cover and activities had not been.

That's treason. That warrants impeachment.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Oh, for the record? You're goddam right we cheerfully wish Darth Cheney a violent, slow and painful death.

Right Wingers Cheer Terror Plot To Assassinate Jimmy Carter
from Oliver Willis by owillis@gmail.com (Oliver Willis)

Not shocking
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Fuck you, Gen Dick Pace. Sincerely, FUK U. Bitch.

Semper I, General Pace.

With all due respect, General, you have shown outstanding flexibility toward whatever ill-considered plan or policy comes from the White House, turning military logic inside out to please the head of your promotion board at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Semper Gumby, General Pace.

With all due respect, General, you stuck the knife in the backs of countless gay, lesbian, and bisexual marines, past and present, who have served and continue to serve honorably and courageously, under conditions you apparently cannot begin to understand.

Semper Knife, General Pace.

And a big, big Semper Fi to those gay, lesbian, and bisexual Marines whom you slandered, and to the straight Marines who gladly support them. Maybe they can help you understand better what Semper Fi means: faithfulness to the Constitution and the nation that strives to live by it, not to the small, bitter, and twisted BushCo/TheoCon/NeoCon vision of the world.