Faux Spews viewers are fucking dumb!! Confirmed! Once Again!!

Pew Research Center for the People & the Press found that if you watched faux 'news' you were three times as likely to WRONG.

ibid: there were more Republicans in the least aware group.

But if you watched the liberal "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert" report, you were most knowledgeable.

Which explains a lot, actually.

Bush personally fired US attorney because he didn't prosecute enough Democrats.

The timeline couldn't be more damning. Sen. Domenici made the now infamous phone call to Iglesias on October 27. According to Iglesias' version of the conversation, Domenici asked him if an indictment would be filed against Aragon "before November?" When Iglesias said no, Domenici replied, "I'm very sorry to hear that," and then hung up.

The Nappy Headed Ho Rice Condi: I'm very glad Imus was shit-canned

Now, if we can just get that incompetent bitch fired, the world would be a better and safer place.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said on Friday that radio host Don Imus' comments about the Rutgers University women's basketball team were "disgusting" and she was pleased he was fired.

"shock and awe" Neo-Con piece of shit like hookers.

In her motion to reconsider appointment of counsel, Palfrey named Harlan K. Ullman as "one of the regular customers" of the business.

Ullman is one of the leading theorists behind the "shock and awe" military strategy that was associated with the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

Lieberman: Critics Of Bush’s Iraq Policy Are Engaging ‘In A Kind of Harassment’

Perception Managers: War supporters like that fucking jew lieberman are kinda like murderers and rapists. Fuck off.

Pre-Friday Random Ten (apologies to TBogg, our personal hero)

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Radiohead Lucky
Type O Negative Cinnamon Girl
Strickly Bongo The Everlasting Blink
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Farewell Ferengistan Banco de Gaia

Red Cross details 'unbearable suffering' of Iraqi civilians

Contemplate that for just a single second. "Unbearable Suffering". Unbearable Suffering. How was your day?

Her life got fucked today. Permanently and forever. All you neo-nazi-conservatives out there, let me ask you, how was your day? If the sum of your life was somehow equated with the Iraq war, you'd kill yourself, you weak, cowardly fucks. The Iraq war is not good for this little girl, Iraq, you, the US or the world. How much clearer must we be? You repuglicans suck at governing or just at being human. If you ran a marriage, a business or a country the way ChimpCo runs things I think even in your most deluded moments of clarity you'd have to admit you guys pretty much suck at everything. Which begs the question: Why do repuglicans hate America? Why are repuglicans so anti-American? Why are repugs destroy America from within?

You fucking repugs (we're looking your way Chimpy!) are forcing us to change our minds about capital punishment.

Fearing job security, Hitler Youth Pope says Darwin can't be proven.

Unfortunately, he's unclear on the concept of "science" and what constitutes "proof". Then again, he believes in all sorts of imaginary things so what the fuck does he "know"?

Justice Dept to Fight Subpoenas

Legal experts said the standoff will likely end up in court unless the two sides reach agreement on a compromise.

Then impartial, fair, balanced, just and wise people that brought you this abortion will decide that Chimpy can break what ever fucking law he wants, because congress will have no over sight.

Coup d'etat complete!

Wolfowitz Pays Arab Gal $200,000 Per Year To Fuck Him

Wow. Sounds like something we'd post.

Christ, I am so glad this fuck died clueless and drooling. Karma is a Nancy.

The Iraq Occupation: "Corroded, Inefficient, Incompetent And Corrupt"

To whom was this news? Who but the most partisan repuglican thinks Iraq has been anything but another ChimpCo magnificent, miserable failure? Anyone?

Chimpy nearly kills himself. He is simply a fucking moron. There is no other explanation.

In any other society, if his last name was not "Bush", he would have become extinct long ago. What a fucking fool.

“I just thought, ‘Oh my goodness!’ So, I started walking faster, and the President walked faster and he got to the cord before I did. I violated all the protocols. I touched the President. I grabbed his arm and I moved him up to the front,” Mulally said. “I wanted the president to make sure he plugged into the electricity, not into the hydrogen This is all off the record, right?”

Pelosi tells Chimpy to grow up, stop acting like a child: Enough with the temper tantrums.

“I come back thinking, all right, we will get through their tantrum,” Ms. Pelosi said, in a reference to the administration, “but the fact is, we accomplished what we set out to do. I think we improved the understanding among the different parties.”

Charlie Rangel tells it like it is, and had this to say about our draft-dodging/chickenhawk Vice President:

"It's abundantly clear from his five deferments that Dick Cheney is not too familiar with military fighting."

Rangel To Cheney: “Get A Life…The American People Want Out”

Some people get shot at, some people get blown out of the sky, some people have affairs while your on deployment, and some people get 5 deferments, become CEO's and send other peoples kids of to die. Others just get crappy health care at Walter Reed. At least Renee Kline chose to stick around.