Sunday, April 29, 2007

And, he is screwing Condi Rice!

the President’s wife being secretly separated from him because, among other things, he is drinking again. Now the marriage business is merely titillating. I have no idea if President Bush and Secretary of State Rice are really sleeping together or not. I’d like to know because I’m a writer, and writers are incurable gossips.

But if the man who has the authority to launch nuclear weapons all on his say-so is an alcoholic who has gone back on the sauce because of the pressure of his job, that seems to me to be fucking news! The public has the right to know that. And from what I can tell this seems to be the open secret among journalists that some people claimed Valerie Plame’s real job was, something “everybody knows” but nobody is saying. A president who has claimed absolute power based on a couple of stray clauses in the Constitution and a couple of dodgy recent laws is an addict who has fallen back into his habit.
That seems important.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

She leaves you, you're alone and wounded. Not even dead. She didn't love you and she fucks someone else now. Cheers!

Oh, and she doesn't nearly cry as much when she leaves you.

Dear John McCain

Fuck you. The (iraq? vietnam? iran?) war is lost, as is your presidential dreams. You are a whore. Ever since Karl Rove fucked you in the Carolinas, you've been a bad joke.

Stay wedded to the war, asshole. Your legacy is the same as Chimpys

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The war mongering Jew ain't givin' up the top spot at the WORLD BANK. I mean, 'comon.

Mr. Wolfowitz and his aides were trying to impose Bush administration ideas on family planning and climate change at the bank and worries over a possible conflict of interest in the bank’s hiring of a Washington law firm, Williams & Connolly, to investigate leaks. A partner at the firm had earlier negotiated Mr. Wolfowitz’s employment contract with the bank.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Chimpy starts boozing heavily again and the 1st Robot moves out.

Bush is drinking heavily again. The plastic smile of the 1st lady won't be missed by anyone.

Rove ‘explodes’ at Singer Sheryl Crow over global warming

First of all, if Sheryl Crow ever touches you, smile warmly and memorize every detail. Second, Karl must be a gay. Third, if you 'explode' when someone discusses something with you, you have issues. Like, you're lying.

In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, “Don’t touch me.” How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, “You can’t speak to us like that, you work for us.” Karl then quipped, “I don’t work for you, I work for the American people.” To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, “We are the American people.”

Attention US civilians: The US does this too. It's called the Mighty Wurlitzer". Google it.

MOSCOW, April 21 — At their first meeting with journalists since taking over Russia’s largest independent radio news network, the managers had startling news of their own: from now on, they said, at least 50 percent of the reports about Russia must be “positive.”

In addition, opposition leaders could not be mentioned on the air and the United States was to be portrayed as an enemy, journalists employed by the network, Russian News Service, say they were told by the new managers, who are allies of the Kremlin.