“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”

“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””

“You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”

“Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.”

'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.'

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

"What Joy!" a message for Chimpy

War on the other hand is such a terrible thing, that no man, especially a Christian man, has the right to assume the responsibility of starting it.

sep·ul·cher means burial vualt.

If you are content with the old world, try to preserve it, it is very sick and cannot hold out much longer. But if you cannot bear to live in everlasting dissonance between your beliefs and your life, thinking one thing and doing another, get out of the medieval whited sepulchers, and face your fears. I know very well it is not easy.

In saying that without the power of the state, evil men would rule over the good. It is taken for granted that the good are precisely those who at the present time have power, and the bad the same who are no subjugated.

George W. Bush Would Like the Negroes To Clean Up

Famous NOLA chef Paul Prudhomme catered the picnic and New Orleans jazz band Kermit Ruffins and the Barbeque Swingers played Dixieland.
And then Bush told the black musicians to clean up after the politicians.

THE PRESIDENT: Kermit Ruffins and the Barbeque Swingers, right out of New Orleans, Louisiana. (Applause.)

MR. RUFFINS: Thank you. Thanks for having us. We’re glad to be here.
THE PRESIDENT: Proud you’re here. Thanks for coming. You all enjoy yourself. Make sure you pick up all the trash after it’s over.

Every cell phone in the US has GPS. And a camera. And no right to privacy.

What if 'some' agency could turn on your phone even when it was off? What if collecting intelligence on US civilians wasn't currently prosecutable? Ever heard of the Patriot Act?

Do we need to spell it out for you? Ok, we will. The map puts Google Streets to shame. Fuck you for sleeping through the last 7 years.

"A different time." uh huh.

Little-known documents now being made public detail illegal and scandalous activities by the CIA more than 30 years ago: wiretappings of journalists, kidnappings, warrantless searches and more. CIA Director Michael Hayden on Thursday called the documents being released next week unflattering, but he added that "it is CIA's history." "The documents provide a glimpse of a very different time and a very different agency," Hayden told a conference of historians.

“If the White House does not comply, it opens the possibility of a constitutional showdown between the two branches.”

It's about fucking time.

"if the White House fails to respond to subpoenas for testimony and documents”

Chimpy at 26% approval rating.

That's pretty much the worst president in history. Fucking idiot repuglicants.

General Peter Pace, incompetent and a liar

Yea, pretty much.

Let me tell you what we think is unacceptable as a leadership thing. You, Dick, being a dangerous incompetent requires that you FUCKING QUIT. It doesn't mean that you stick around and fuck things up and suck Chimpy's dick until the bitter end. You, Dick, needed to go away a long, long, time ago. But your fucking ego continued to get people killed, and you weakened a nation. In short you thought only of yourself and fucked the Corps and the nation. Fuck you Dick Pace. Fuck you and go to hell you stupid bitch.

And "That is unacceptable as a leadership thing, in my mind,"