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McConfused: There's trouble on the Iraq-Pakistan border!

The human gaffe factory told us there's trouble on the Iraq-Pakistan border.

This fucker is going to be President! Chimpy has to get someone to cover up his crimes for the last 8, miserable, long, felonious years.

McLame VS Obama on Iraq: Classic Perception Management Fuck-Up

McConfused says that under a McSame Presidency, he'd "Stay in Iraq for a hundred years!"

Obama didn't vote for the war and said he'd bring the troops home.

Obama goes to Iraq. Maliki says he agrees with Obama.

McCrazy's people say PUBLICLY, "We're Fucked!"

Chimpy's people lean on Maliki and Maliki folds.

McThusela then comes out and says, "I don't give a fuck what Maliki wants, I KNOW WHATS BEST FOR IRAQ."

Un-fucking-believable.

UPDATE: It's fun watching someone finally kick the Bush disinformation machine in the fucking teeth. -Hoffmannia says the Iraq Gov't AGAIN agrees with Obama.

Why, it's almost enough to make me think that the bill was a gift to already-flush credit card companies with no benefits to the consumer at all!

Vote repuglicant and you've voted against your financial best interest.

Outed Lesbian Condoleezza Rice: We are flip-flopping on Iran

So when Obama says we should start negotiations with Iran or the Irag Study group says the same thing—they are traitors to America, but when Condi and Bush do the same thing it’s really not the same thing. Oh, boy.

GOP cyber security expert says Diebold CEO Bob Urosevich tampered 2002 elections

The first red flag went up when the computer patch was installed in person by Diebold CEO Bob Urosevich, who flew in from Texas and applied it in just two counties, DeKalb and Fulton, both Democratic strongholds.

another flag went up when it became apparent that the patch installed by Urosevich had failed to fix a problem with the computer clock, which employees from Diebold and the Georgia Secretary of State’s office had been told the patch was designed specifically to address.

Lemme see if I got this right...

Satchmo's got light brown ears..Beckham has a brown face...and Fenway has brown 'eyss'...

President Bush and Iraq's prime minister have agreed to set a "TIME LINE" for the withdrawal of U.S. combat troops from Iraq

TUCSON, July 18 -- President Bush and Iraq's prime minister have agreed to set a "time horizon" for the withdrawal of U.S. combat troops from Iraq as security conditions in the war-ravaged nation continue to improve, White House officials said here Friday.

The agreement, reached during a video conference Thursday between Bush and Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, marks a dramatic shift for the Bush administration, which for years has condemned any talk of timetables for withdrawal.

As George aWol Bush squanders his last days on earth before going to hell, Chimpy will have to watch his abortion of a war sink further and further into abyss.

profit motive vs endangering the troops

But how is it possible to defend the profit motive when it bumps up against endangering the very troops that they've been using as political props for the last seven years?

Call the neigh sayers whiners?

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Thursday called President George W. Bush "a total failure" who "has no ideas," in an interview with CNN.

But you gave him FISA and fucked the 4th Amendment, didn't you? Would you please try a little harder?

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Thursday called President George W. Bush "a total failure" who "has no ideas," in an interview with CNN.

But you gave him FISA and fucked the 4th Amendment, didn't you? Would you please try a little harder?

Obama "celebrated in Europe might seem to be an implicit criticism of America"

Shorter Andrea Mitchell: Obama will humiliate and then piss-off US fascist AND remind everyone how great JFK was.

Here's what she really said. How much you want to bet "Some senior Democrats" = every republican she talked to about this? And guess what else Andrea? Obama is making this trip to Germany SPECIFICALLY to embarass the right wing dead-enders, the right-wing failures that have corrupted the US these last eight years. And it's a beautiful strategy. It's going to work nicely. So go fuck youself, Andrea. :-)

Andrea Mitchell: "Some senior Democrats, Mika, have even said to me that they think it might be a mistake for him to go to Europe, where the Barack Obama campaign thinks he's going to be celebrated. They see parallels with John F. Kennedy, the young president going in 1963." Mitchell added: "But what if he is so celebrated in Europe, Mika, that there is criticism back home? That it doesn't play well in parts of the country that are, you know, a little bit more jingoistic, and a little bit more isolationist, which includes, perhaps, parts of the Midwest and Appalachia, and other parts of key battleground states, where seeing him celebrated in Europe might seem to be an implicit criticism of America."

Daily Kos The "Far Left" is the Mainstream

We reflect the majority opinion of this country on pretty much every issue, yet the media continues to pretend that we're the far left, the lunatic fringe. They're still unwilling to admit the obvious...we are the mainstream.

The Corporate media, Congressional Democrats and of course, republicans are OUT OF THE MAINSTREAM. It's that simple. They rule the US. This ruling class works in direct opposition to what it's citizens want.

Airlines Ordered to Cut Fuel-Tank Explosion Risk

ASHBURN, Va. -- Federal regulators adopted rules to reduce the threat of fuel-tank explosions, a move that will cost the airline industry at least $1 billion in the years ahead.

The new rules -- coming one day before the 12th anniversary of the fuel-tank explosion that killed 230 people aboard TWA Flight 800 -- call for many new and existing aircraft to be equipped with systems that reduce the oxygen level in fuel tanks.

Regulators say that will greatly diminish the possibility of a stray spark igniting hot fuel vapors inside tanks, an occurrence the Federal Aviation Administration cites in ...

fuck the religious right,

In a spectacular act of complicity with the religious right, the Department of Health and Human Services Monday released a proposal that allows any federal grant recipient to obstruct a woman’s access to contraception. In order to do this, the Department is attempting to redefine many forms of contraception, the birth control 40% of Americans use, as abortion. Doing so protects extremists under the Weldon and Church amendments. Those laws prohibit federal grant recipients from requiring employees to help provide or refer for abortion services…read on

Whats up with these control freaks? It's creepy...