McCain is irrelevant now.

McCain: I would not attack Osama. Tom B: I'm an asshole.

McCain is using Baracks words

McCain: I've been fucked up and wrong all my life!!

That Microphone dropping thing is SO Kewl!!

McCain: I'm a COOL HAND.

Somalia was a failure. Started by a REPUBLICAN.

McCain Doctrine: My Friends, I'm OLD and out of touch. IRANIAN INFLUENCE DID INCREASE!

McCain will bring the troops home in a thousand years...when we win!!

The Obama Doctrine? Shut the fuck up.

Hair transplants? Gold plated health care is a Cadillac? Fuck you McOld.

Errors, as they call them....

Sarah McCain? Was that intentional? Did Obama just call John a BITCH?

You. ARE. NOT. MY. FUCKING. FRIEND. BITCH!!!!

Browkaw bitches to OBAMA AGAIN. FUCK YOU!!! God-Dam it!! Fuck you!

Obama: McCain has been the biggest problem in the government over the last 30 years!

McCain: I drop the microphone through my hand when I'm done speaking. It's so Cool!! Kewl!!

McCain: I'm going to BLINK as much as I possible can. Oh, I think climate change is bullshit, but NukyUler power is cheat AND safe!!!