McCain: I'm going to waddle!!! WADDLE!!! I'm old, fat, stumpy!

Define what a 'precondition' is, please.

McCain: My leadership was learned from a drunk. (Fat Chief Petty Officer)

McCain: I realized the microphone is a prop and did'nt even bring the mike to my lips.

McCain: blah blah blah blah blah Cold war, blah blah

McCain: I'm completely out of touch. I spout gibberish and I' sure I lost the election.

McCain is now irrelevant.

McCain is irrelevant now.

McCain: I would not attack Osama. Tom B: I'm an asshole.

McCain is using Baracks words

McCain: I've been fucked up and wrong all my life!!

That Microphone dropping thing is SO Kewl!!

McCain: I'm a COOL HAND.

Somalia was a failure. Started by a REPUBLICAN.

McCain Doctrine: My Friends, I'm OLD and out of touch. IRANIAN INFLUENCE DID INCREASE!

McCain will bring the troops home in a thousand years...when we win!!

The Obama Doctrine? Shut the fuck up.

Hair transplants? Gold plated health care is a Cadillac? Fuck you McOld.

Errors, as they call them....