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Shorter Thomas Friedman: Climate change is much worse than Mutual Assured Self Destruction.

Friedman is a conservative plant. He must be. Friedman is like 10 minutes after cocktail hour. Nothing matters, and it's all going to be OK. The problem is he's blowing a .30 and wants to go for a drive.

Is Thomas Friedman to Democrats what Warren Buffett is to Repugs? In that republicans don't really like -instinctively don't like- Warren Buffett?

That fat fuck is disgusting. Both of them.

The first 'dude' is a penis.

That's the extreme pro-abortion position, quote, "health."

John McCain last night:

McCains "Joe the Plumber" Hail Mary Pass was found on the Drudge Report and (surprise!) he wasn't vetted.

A McCain source said Thursday that the campaign read about Wurzelbacher on the Drudge Report, while another campaign aide confirmed that he was not vetted.

Mr Puddles! I have snausages! Still cracks us up.

The OLD John McCain spoke at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner.

And it made us weep, laugh and in the end, clap for the John McCain, the loser. (Yes, McBush flicked his tongue and blinked.)

The OLD John McCain spoke at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner.

And it made us weep, laugh and in the end, clap for the John McCain, the loser.

President Obama spoke at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner.

And he was great. McCain tossed a salad.

Cat jumps on counter, NOMS plants.

Blender Defender

Vicky Iseman admits to afair with John McCain

Someone is about to break a story proving that McCain and Iseman had a sexual relationship, and the McCain campaign asked Iseman to publicly deny it before the story comes out.

Kim Jong Il is dead.

Kim has not been seen since August.
North Korea recently recanted it's nuclear program if it was simply taken of the "known states that sponsor terrorism" list.

Kim is dead. 99% of all intel can be found open source. The other .1% is algerbra.

Joe the Plumber is literally related to Charles Keating.

He really isn't a plumber,
He owes over 1100 in back taxes,
And he is single (feign shock!)

Joe the Plumber is literally related to Charles Keating.

Joe the Plumber (Joe Wurzelbacher) of Cincinnati, Ohio may be related to one Robert Wurzelbacher of Cincinnati, Ohio, who happens to be Charles Keating's son-in-law.

Un fucking believable.

Is it gas? Is it gas? It's gas isn't it? It's gas. - Homer Simpson.

"My fellow prisoners, I've lost this election."

Thank fucking god.