Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Prostitute-loving Senator questions Hillary's ethics

John Aravosis shares our sense of absurdity.
Louisiana-Republican family-values prostitute-paying married Senator David Vitter, a man who brings new meaning to the phrase "stimulus package," had the audacity to question Hillary's and Bill's ethics today during Hillary's confirmation hearings.

Roger Clemens vs. Bradley Schlozman

Clemens loses.

some little diaper wearing toady like David Vitter

Whenever I see some little diaper wearing toady like David Vitter get all filled with righteous indignation about conflict of interest and setting precedents I just have to laugh. George W. Bush's entire family was a walking conflict of interest for eight years --- his father even accepting money directly from the Saudi Arabian government for his own personal use. It was assumed that Poppy was clean because well .... he was one of them, if you know what I mean.

The village doesn't like Clinton doing this work because it makes their obsessive loathing look petty and shallow, which it is. They insist that there must be something nefarious about it, because they are still convinced that Bill Clinton came to town and trashed the place and they cannot rest until everyone in the world agrees with them. Which it never will.

Pleasant to see WingNut Barbie humiliated and ridiculed on the Daily Show yesterday.

Pleseant to see WingNut Barbie humilitted and ridiculed on the Daily Show yesterday.

WSJ: Chimpy shows the worst track record for job creation since the government began keeping records.

Because the size of the economy and labor force varies, we also calculate in percentage terms how much the total payroll count expanded under each president. The current President Bush, once taking account how long he’s been in office, shows the worst track record for job creation since the government began keeping records.

What an unmitigated FAILURE.

Why is the United States of America taking orders from Israel?

Wow. Chimpy is a punk-ass bitch to Olmert? Just, wow.
And here's the best part (other than the fact Bush was totally clueless). Rice drafted the resolution Olmert killed -- and then Olmert rubbed her nose in it.

Bush did not inherit a recession. Period

AP still won't call Chimpy a filthy fucking liar.
Why the "strictly," when the sentence would have been more factual without it? Bush did not inherit a recession. Period. His claim is inaccurate and the AP ought to say so without muddying the language with phrases like "strictly."

Monday, January 12, 2009

Yea, she's a cunt. Uh, we mean "bitch"

Loathsome.

John Travolta lied about his son’s autism because Scientology doesn’t even recognize the illness and thus, failed to provide proper medical care.

So John locked his son in the closet (along with Tom Cruise and the other closeted scientologist) so's not to offend the crazies on Ft Harison Avenue in Clearwater Florida.

I found a flaw in the model that I perceived as the critical functioning structure that defines how the world works

I hate when that happens.

Chimpy to annoy the US one final time.

Chimpy to give Prime TIme Presser. Really, who gives a fuck what that war criminal has to say? It's uncanny how Chimpy instictively does the most petty, spitefull, hatefull thing, every time?

Top Ten Conservative Idiots!

I'm back! So, did anything interesting happen while I was away? I mean, apart from the electoral annihilation of the Republican party, the humiliation of John McCain and Sarah Palin, and the complete collapse of the conservative agenda? Ha ha! Well, it turns out that despite magnificent Democratic victories last November, there are still plenty of conservative idiots who need to be smoked out of their caves and brought to justice. So here it is - the return of the Top 10. I'm not going to go back and cover everything that happened since I went on hiatus in October, we'll just start fresh with this week's batch.

Chimpy's Last Press Conference: Waaaaaaaaa WHHAAAAA WAAAAAAAA

Bush also admitted that he was an incompetent and deeply unpopular in the US and around the globe.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Wisdom of the Chimp...

"It's very important for our party not to narrow its focus, not to become so inward looking that we drive people away from a philosophy that is compassionate and decent," said Bush.