Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Micheal "Oreo" Steele on Maine same sex marriage.

“Our party platform articulates blah blah blah fucking blah

We SO do wish the house negro from MD would shut THE fuck up. :-)

Top Conservative Idiot of the week.

Lush Rimbaugh. Clear Channel is in the tank. When is Lush going to 'feel' the recession?

CNN just had the closeted homosexual Senator from South Carolina - Lindsey Graham on the tube.

The republican wired MSM is getting really, really old. He has no ideas and said nothing, but there he is...please stop it CNN.

Michael Alan Weiner is suing the British government for defamation.

Good luck with that, asshole. Anyway, this is what Britain said about Savage, er ah Weiner.
Smith told the BBC that Savage was "someone who has fallen into the category of fomenting hatred, of such extreme views and expressing them in such a way that it is actually likely to cause inter-community tension or even violence if that person were allowed into the country."

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Well, bitch? That's what you get when you say you are not a 'loyal democrat' and want Norm Coleman seated.

Fucker.
Tonight's committee resolution, quickly read on the Senate floor by Reid himself, contradicts Specter's assertion last Tuesday when he publicly announced his move from the Republican side of the aisle. He told reporters that he retained his seniority both in the overall chamber and in the committees on which he serves. Specter said that becoming chairman of the Appropriations Committee was a personal goal of his, one that would be within reach if he were granted his seniority on the panel and placed as the third-most senior Democrat there.

Roger Ebert gets his own movie.

Confirmed, Mormon Web site shows Obama's mother as baptized after death

Way to go, Big Love.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Typographical errors

The editors have decided to consider the ramifications of our reporters' spelling erros. Waterboarding is still on the table. ChimpCo rulz!

Russians are assholes.

Poor Mr. Polar Bear. When he's not jumping from melting ice chunk to ice chunk trying desperately not to drown, he's avoiding the floating Russian nuclear power stations and their potential toxic waste.

You read that correctly, fellow Net denizens. Coming soon, Mr. Polar Bear and his brethren will be sharing real estate with a ring of floating, self-sustained nuclear power stations. It's all part of Russia's—and the world's—ongoing thirst for energy.

Environmentalists are understandably outraged over the impact said stations could have on an already endangered area of the globe, and if polar bears could talk, I imagine they'd be outraged too.

Said a rep from Bellona, a Scandinavian environmental watchdog group, "[The plan] is highly risky. The risk of a nuclear accident on a floating power plant is increased. The plants' potential impact on the fragile Arctic environment through emissions of radioactivity and heat remains a major concern. If there is an accident, it would be impossible to handle."

Oh, and there's this fear that Russia will simply dump the radioactive waste into the Arctic Sea anwyay, which they've done before on several occasions. To date at least 12 nuclear reactors from decommissioned Russian submarines have been dumped, along with more than 5,000 containers of solid and liquid waste.

Pretty soon the ocean will be like a 24/7 aurora borealis up there. A wonderful, cancer-causing aurora borealis.

Darwin's Black Box - by Michael J. Behe

Darwin's Black Box was not well received by the scientific community, which overwhelmingly rejected Behe's premises and arguments.

In 2005, while testifying for the defense in the Dover trial, Behe claimed under oath that the book had received a more thorough peer review than a scholarly article in a refereed journal,[12] a claim which appears to conflict the facts of the book's peer review.[13] Four of the book's five reviewers (Michael Atchison, Robert Shapiro, K. John Morrow, and Russell Doolittle) have made statements that contradict or otherwise do not support Behe's claim of the book passing a rigorous peer review.

In the same trial, Behe eventually testified under oath that "There are no peer reviewed articles by anyone advocating for intelligent design supported by pertinent experiments or calculations which provide detailed rigorous accounts of how intelligent design of any biological system occurred".[19] The result of the trial was the ruling that intelligent design is not science and is essentially religious in nature.

Behe is a fraud.

Saturday, May 02, 2009

Nothing says "fuck you" like a Democratic Senator. Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.) to be exact.

Nelson's problem, he told CQ, is that the public plan would be too attractive and would hurt the private insurance plans. "At the end of the day, the public plan wins the game," Nelson said. Including a public option in a health plan, he said, was a "deal breaker."

Yes, Sen Nelson has his public health insurance, so "fuck you" America! He's got his and he's pulling up the ladder. Jesus, what an anti-american prick.

Condi Rice just admitted to her role in a conspiracy to torture, a felony under U.S. Code.

In a meeting with Stanford students at a dormitory reception on April 27, the school’s former provost got off to a shaky start and ended in a train wreck. She may in fact have her last words in the exchange quoted back to her some day in a law court.