Brooks recalled how he “sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time”:

Faggot.

The “President’s Surveillance Program”

It was also disclosed that CIA Director Leon Panetta has terminated a “very serious” covert program kept secret from Congress for eight years. Rep. Jan Schakowsky disclosed the violation of federal law, but once again Congress is silent on holding anyone accountable.

Who could of thought that a life long failure could be such an incompetent crook?

“What is Goldman Sachs doing with this trading code that could manipulate the markets?”

Matt is right.

Palin = Grifter

The worlds most obvious fact.

CIA admits it lied repeatedly to congress under ChimpCo.

Remember all that shit right wing nuts gave Pelosi?

So, Jeb...STFU.

A Bush shouldn't even be in any list of people who should make ANY criticism of campaign promises.

Court: IP Addresses Are Not 'Personally Identifiable' Information

An IP address identifies a computer, not a person." U.S. District Court Judge Richard Jones said in a written decision.

Security officer, pulling out fingernail clippers from carry-on: Sir, what are your intentions with these?

Man in line, deadpan: To take over the world.

Hoekstroika

–noun

Wingnut. A ridiculous statement that greatly minimizes the suffering of one group of people while wildly escalating the suffering of another group of people, when no such comparison exists. Usually for partisan political point scoring.

There are assholes,

then there are real assholes.

Palin Resigns

‘iceberg scandal’

Family Values? Red States Lead in Divorce, Teen Pregnancy and Online Porn

Ahhhh, help...we need more teabaggers to save us..