Saturday, August 29, 2009

Next weeks edition of "Republicans who should of died 5 years ago" just got a new candidate.

The 2008 Republican presidential candidate suggested during his radio show, "The Huckabee Report," on Thursday that, under President Obama's health care plan, Kennedy would have been told to "go home to take pain pills and die" during his last year of life.

Top 10 conservative pieces of shit that should of died 5 (hell 20!) years ago.

1. karl rove (during the war he draft dodged against)
2. george aWol bush (during the war he draft dodged against)
3. "douche bag of liberty" novak (what crimean war?)
4. "chuckles" krautheimer (he's a cripled jew. Some guys will do anything.)
5. lush rimbaugh (during the war he draft dodged against --Ass Zit!!)
6. glenn beck (pussy)
7. chuck grassley (pussy)
8. max baucus (pussy)
9. ted nugent (during the war he draft dodged against)
10. john mccain (perennial favorite and incompetnt pilot)

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Michael Steele: Black Supervillain

Successful? He is certainly keeping that talent hidden.

“So Sambo beat the bitch!”

This is how Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin described Barack Obama’s win over Hillary Clinton to political colleagues in a restaurant a few days after Obama locked up the Democratic Party presidential nomination.

According to Lucille, the waitress serving her table at the time and who asked that her last name not be used, Gov. Palin was eating lunch with five or six people when the subject of the Democrat’s primary battle came up. The governor, seemingly not caring that people at nearby tables would likely hear her, uttered the slur and then laughed loudly as her meal mates joined in appreciatively.

Thank christ robert bork & ronald reagan are dead.

Robert Bork's America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens' doors in midnight raids, schoolchildren could not be taught about evolution, writers and artists could be censored at the whim of the Government, and the doors of the Federal courts would be shut on the fingers of millions of citizens for whom the judiciary is -- and is often the only -- protector of the individual rights that are the heart of our democracy.

teabagger=fail

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

cup cake dog

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You love MSM! You want them to live like the zombies they are FOREVA!

Senator Tom Coburn -(R), just go out and beg your neighbors to take care of you

Whatever you do, don't ask the government to solve the problem. Once you do that, the next thing you know they'll be taking over Medicare and regulating the food supply. And then where would we be?

“Massa, don’t hit me no more. I got the money to kill the babies.”

“There’s no way to pay for this thing without killing granny,” Terry explained.

“The agent is safe in the presidential palace and ‘in a good mood,’”

In July, two French spies posing as journalists were grabbed from their Mogadishu hotel. Now one of them has escaped, after reportedly killing three of his captors.