Tuesday, September 22, 2009

eric cantor, the face of compassionate conservatism.

get a good look folks before you pull down that lever next to the name with a (R) next to it. - Bozo The Neoclown

O’Reilly tries to weasel out of his support for public option: ‘The internet is a safe haven for liars.’

Ok, thats better. via

As for how conservative President Bush was, this too is a legitimate argument that will continue for years.

- WILLIAM MCGURN

Hey bill, the jury is in on this one. Chimpy was a catastrophic conservative republican failure. In conservative intellectual discourse there is no such thing as a bad conservative. Conservatism never fails. It is only failed.

"Keep Government Out of Medicare"

During the recent health care reform hullabaloo, "Keep Government Out of Medicare" became a rallying call for some and a joke for others. As it became clear that tens of thousands of senior citizens across the country held irrational beliefs about the government's role in their health care, we asked, where is all the misinformation coming from? The answer: Medicare Advantage providers have been deliberately misinforming Medicare recipients about health insurance reform.


Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dawn-teo/hhs-investigates-medicare_b_293891.html

Monday, September 21, 2009

republican hatred of science behind ChimpCo's use of torture.

fucking childish neocon pieces of shit....ruining a nation for cheap jollies that didn't even fucking work. But we MUST have a special prosecutor on ACORN....

Koreans don't whistle. In fact, many Koreans can't whistle.

Do north koreans buy south korean cars? If not, can you imagine the piece of shit the north koreans make?

Peggy Noonan was at the top of her passive aggressive condescending game. Bravo.

Referring to the president as "boorish" in her trademark insufferable hushed tone doesn't make her "graceful" or "civil" -- it just makes her look ridiculous, since she clearly doesn't know what "boorish" means.

where did the women go?


Dick Armey is suing to keep his Cadillac federal employees health care plan instead of Medicare.

Dick, you may remember, works for FreedomWorks. FreedomWorks is sponsoring the Teabaggers. You know, the ones against a public option?

Dick Armey. What a penis.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Psy-cho dad.

From the episode: Al ... with Kelly (#501)

Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psy-cho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!



From the episode: Teacher Pets (#621)

A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold.
Might as well, she was gettin' old.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad!



From the episode: The Worst Noel (#813) (The Psycho Dad Christmas episode)

Who's that riding in the sleigh.
Who's that firing along the way.
Who's got the most popped on christmas day?
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.



From the episode: Kelly Knows Something (#823)

Who is the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair.
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He's to eat it raw, Psycho Dad!

Who's that ridin' across the plain.
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain.
Who is the man who's plum insane!
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!



From the episode: I Want My Psycho Dad (Part 1) (#913) (Al sings this version himself)

Who's gonna ride into the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

"Joke found in Howie Mandel's act!"

Oh krist how we miss Mr Cohen.

Marital aids: Breath mints for you, Wild Turkey for me...

- Al Bundy