Shorter Tyler Perry: There ARE Amos & Andy niggas out there. And I'm representin'

But that's not what Perry said. But that is what Spike is going to say he said. Or something.

Simple minded bullys that can't take a slap on the wrist tend to get pissy.

Because they are pussy's.

“Do you believe that a galactic emperor called Xenu brought his people to earth 75 million years ago and buried them in volcanoes?”

Tom Cruise is gay.

Our interns use Ubuntu and went to go smoke their funny cigarettes.

The editors and staff upgraded to Windows 7

Our Mac guy was just tickled. FOLs. Lol.

Tracy Gordon is not funny. Neither is Jane Krakowski.

Or that tool that wears the cummy trucker hats. That crappy jewish comedy writer. Honestly Tina and Alec are ones to watch. Tracy and Jane have the benifit of being both loud and un-funny. Frankly we're glad Tracy's dad died of aids. We wish his mom would of aborted. Can you name one thing Tracy did taht wasn't written for him that he performed better than poorly? Jane is barely acceptable because of her tits and her chicklets. The editors round table at Perception Managers has to fast forward through both Jane AND Tracy shit.

Bush also said that he regretted appearing in front of a “Mission Impossible” sign in 2003

Every time he opens his simian mouth...

Paulie Jr is a fucking pussy.

The mayonnaise is in the refrigerator. It doesn't matter that the mule has blinders. Load the wagon.

Republicans vote against RAPE VICTIMS.

We all hope you 30 repugs will be raped in prison.

So what? I'm sure the thieves will wait till you're at work to steal your trash. Asshole.

The Greatest Generation is still saving America

Let hear from Phillip Spooner

151 members of Congress get Medicare, but vote against public option

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Smells like Jake Tapper might be on the take.

The Mighty Wurlitzer belts out another tune.

Conservative dingbat Prejean has to give her tit job money back.

breast augmentation (which ceased being private during the swimsuit competition of the nationally-televised Miss USA pageant, in which Ms. Prejean walked the stage in a bikini)."

Pageant to failed ignorant dingbat conservative Prejean: Give Us Your Tit Job Money Back