Alan Grayson is awesome.

Dick Cheney is caught setting kittens on fire and throwing them at homeless veterans. What are the first three words out of Cokie Robert's mouth?

"But the Democrats..."

Col James Sabow

So, once Col Sabow realized the Government was going to screw him, he killed himself. He went from being a "Good Guy" to "Bad Guy" and it was too much. Sabow was going to be found guilty of something and he was understandably upset. Then he killed himself. There is no conspiracy, folks.

When James Sabow returned home, his wife, Sally, recalls, he was white as a ghost. He was obviously upset but did not want to talk about it. An hour later, Underwood stopped by and repeatedly tried to talk Jimmy into accepting an early retirement to avoid a court-martial. Jimmy objected strongly. At this, Underwood became quite angry. Sally stated, "I have never seen such a vicious face as Joe's when Jimmy said he would not retire and would take the entire matter to a court-martial if necessary. Underwood jumped up and said, "You'll never go to a court-martial, and I mean never!"

Jimmy telephoned General J.K. Davis to get some advice. He assumed that the general did not know about his situation. Davis never once mentioned his prior Friday dinner with Generals Adams and Davison where he obviously would have learned of the allegations against Colonel Sabow. General Davis later did admit to Dr. Sabow that Jimmy intended to demand a court-martial to clear his name. He spoke to Jimmy the night before his death and indicated that Jimmy was in good spirits. Yet no one ever questioned him after the death regarding Jimmy's state of mind.

Pope’s Aide Arrested After Allegedly Caught Procuring Male Prostitutes

Angelo Balducci, “Gentleman of His Holiness” Pope Benedict, has been fired after reportedly being caught by Italian police arranging for male prostitutes to be brought to him. The young men reportedly include one who is studying for the priesthood.

Bobo Brooks thiinks he is the "Last Jew In Mecca".

He said so. Out loud. No, we're not linking. Fucking villagers.

We all have a place in God's Choir, but kill the Saudi's first.

Prominent Saudi cleric Shaikh Abdul-Rahman al-Barrak has issued a fatwa calling for “Modernisers” who object to the strict segregation of men and women in the Kingdom to be killed in the name of Islam.

Chairman Steele, in fairness to them, I mean, it was a year ago that they actually had a summit.

what's wrong with using a dead person's teeth?

So if you don't have any teeth, so what? What's applesauce for? Isn't that why they make applesauce?

"Drop the bomb, exterminate them all"

NASA, Bill Gates, Europe and the Pentagon believe in Global Warming.

Who the FUCK are you to disagree? And NO, were not linking. Just a big ole' Fuck You to Sen Inhofe, (asshole repug - OK!)

How many scandals does the Wasilla Wingnut have?

Why look here of course! At PalinGates!

God bless

You know what's coming next, right?

My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around...

My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.

How does one say in English... "Zing?" The Times, however, stops at "my parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life." They must have done the calculations and figured that being able to interview Sarah Palin in the future was worth more than printing Friedman's awesome email in full. How mainstream media. It's too bad, because the best part about Friedman's response was also the point—such as there was one—of the Family Guy gag: Palin used Trig so blatantly as a campaign tool, and positions herself so squarely as the voice of the disabled community (see: "death panels"), that of course the one person with Down syndrome to appear in the Family Guy episode would be related to her.

White men don't cotton to Obama.

Turns out that the “tea party” movement sweeping the nation is disproportionately composed of individuals who have higher-than-average incomes. It’s also disproportionately composed of men. And disproportionately composed of white people. And disproportionately composed of self-identified conservatives. And disproportionately composed of self-identified Republicans.