BREAKING: Large Air Spill at Wind Farm. No threats reported. Some claim to enjoy the breeze.

these douchebags in the beltway media deserve to live in a world ruled by Sarah Palin and Bill Kristol.

Assholes. I don’t think it is fair to the rest of us,

Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli (R of course) is a moe-ran

sucks to be Faisal Shahzad

Wanna bet TSA let him through?

Sheriff Joe Arpaio

Cocksucker. Asshole. Republican. Is under FBI investigation. Since the ChimpCo administration.

PHOENIX -- The FBI is looking into accusations that Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is using his position to settle political vendettas.

Fuck you Joe. Enjoy the dry, dry heat.

crappy US Navy pilot Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) hates the US Marine Corps

Yes, creepy John McCain is still a mavericky prick.

Virginia's attorney general Ken Cuccinelli is one fucking dumb republican bitch.

The current seal shows "Virtus, the goddess of virtue, dressed as a warrior," with her foot resting "on the chest of the figure of tyranny, who is lying on the ground." She is holding a spear and her left breast is exposed.

Oh, sweet jesus you see where this is going. What a dumb fucking cock sucker. Next we'll find out he had anal cysts during Vietnam. 

Hey TeaBaggers! How's that Dingy Bat Bitchy thing working out for ya'?

Even Palin must wonder why Alaskans pay some of the highest gas prices in the country.

No, not really. Palin has never demonstrated that she thinks at all.

"the car the victim was driving?"

Laura Bush is an inhuman piece of shit. Just like her husband.

Palin had “unlawfully abused her authority.”

Never fucking forget that she's a grifter who quit her job in order to cash in.

Palin had “unlawfully abused her authority.”

Never fucking forget that she's a grifter who quit her job in order to cash in.

"The Republicans are the ones who liberated Europe in World War II."

Uh huh.

Who, what adult does not know the difference between a pager and an email?

Conservatives on the US Supreme court.

This exactly why Steele is an Oreo.

And a clown.

"You really don't have a reason to, to be honest -- we haven't done a very good job of really giving you one. True? True," said Steele, the Chicago Sun-Times reports.

Steele said how the Republican party had been founded as a pro-civil rights party, with Frederick Douglass among its early members. However, Steele explained, the Republican Party has alienated those voters: "For the last 40-plus years we had a 'Southern Strategy' that alienated many minority voters by focusing on the white male vote in the South. Well, guess what happened in 1992, folks, 'Bubba' went back home to the Democratic Party and voted for Bill Clinton."

“Crawford has never really gained anything from him being president,” said Bill Bregan, 69, a retired woodworker.

Try not to feel bad Bill. There are lots of other Americans who gained something from Chimpy being president.