Christ, but is Newly minted Congressman Andy Harris (R-Md) a huge asshole.

Harris created a stir at the orientation meeting by demanding to know why he had to wait a month after he was sworn in in January for his government-subsidized health care to kick in. After responding in a huff, he even asked if there was some way he could buy into the government care in advance, seemingly thinking there might be a government program similar to the so-called ‘public option’ championed by progressive Democrats in 2009.

According to an unnamed congressional staffer quoted by Thrush, Harris stood up at the meeting “and asked the two ladies who were answering questions why it had to take so long, what he would do without 28 days of health care.”

Jesus wept at that point.

"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."

So is 'You have to choose your future regrets'.

Supreme Asshole Scalia: flogging is "stupid" but "not unconstitutional"

Therefore, no need to outlaw flogging.

Because in America, it's far more shameful to owe money than it is to steal it.

Banksters been caught stealing. And Jacksonville Florida judge, the Honorable A.C. Soud appears to be sanctioning fraud at Enron levels.

UPDATE: Holy shit! Congress is going to legalize the fraud! Un-Fucking-Believable.

I think we can all agree Babs should of aborted Chimpy..

..but can you imagine the kind of evil in the world if this piece of shit came to term?

US Catholics say fuck the poor, because Democrats might benifit.

Proponents of the Catholic Campaign for Human Development (CCHD) say it exemplifies Jesus' preference for the poor and downtrodden; opponents, including several bishops, say it funds left-wing activists, some of whom undermine church doctrine on homosexuality and abortion.

Because sending Jews To The Ovens was so successful the last time.

Harry Potter blamed for fuelling India owls' demise

Indian Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh has blamed fans of boy wizard Harry Potter for their role in the dwindling number of wild owls.

Either that, or you could blame ignorant, uneducated superstitious Indians. Just sayin'.

Loss & Losers

Meg is 170 million poorer. Good for her.

Criminal Rick Scott and Florida deserve each other. Old people and a crappy hospital guy. Die quickly Floridians for maximum profit! Idiots.

Sharon Angle. Thank god that dingbat bitch lost. And O'Donnell too.

Chimpy: My feefees were hurt and it was the worst thing about my presidency

George Bush: Getting Criticized By Kanye West Was Worst Moment Of My Presidency.

With all the fucked up shit that life long failure did while presidentin', getting his burthurt on by Kanye West was, in his mind, the worst moment in office. George aWol Bush is still a penis.

Homosexuality is "abnormal," he says, and kids know it, which leads them to despair.

Gay Teens Resort To 'Depression Or Suicide' Because They Know They're 'Abnormal'

US lost control of one ninth of our nuclear arsenal

Doesn't know why.

Ignorance is a virtue to republicans.

If Rove is pissed, you are doing something right.

Jesus christ, fuck you andrew sullivan.

Why Sharia Law is good for the USA

The growing mandate of Sharia Law in the US is good news to rest of the countries unbelievers. Just look to Frankford, Texas to see a Sharia paradise.