My god is bigger than your shitty kenyan socialist god

Either you convert, or you’re exterminated.

"God demands segregation,"

"Cut off their water. Quit giving them money to feed their fat bellies."

Your paedophilic, racist, bigoted, old, white, rich, roman catholic church. Vote Santorum.

The Republicans in Congress are cynically obstructing the Obama administration to keep the economy from recovering fully

(from their own failed economic policies over the last thirty years).

God's love feels like a child being ass raped by a middle aged white catholic priest

Did not know that.

Liz Trotta is a filthy piece of shit

Female and in the Service? You should expect to get raped by your comrades. Lara Logan? Deserved to be 'felt up'. In fact, if your in the service and you die, you got what you asked for. But Christians? They are being sacrificed for their religion.

Unfucking believable.

"I don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money."

But the current republican is not a racist, so stop saying that.

Santorum On “Concerns” About Women In Combat: I Meant Men’s Emotions

So either women are weak in combat or men are. It's nice he insults both sexes for equality's sake.

The truth is republicans are control freaks...about other peoples Mommy Daddy Sheet Monster Time

Yesterday's message: the government should not require Catholic institutions to insure contraception for their employees. Today's message: the government should not require any insurer to cover contraception for anyone.

Each star is a US base

But just to be clear, Iran is the one that is threatening us.

Ann Coulter calls Obama a nigga at CPAC

And Thomas Sowell is white, apparently.

Multi-chinned faux spews asshole Cal Thomas apologizes to Rachel Maddow for saying something particularly snotty

Greta Van Susteren comes to the defense of someone not named Palin.

"guttersnipes, purveyors of hate, and fear, and revenge fantasies."

Does Guttersnipe belong to Bill O'Reilly or Monty Burns?

The US has a really shitty record at the UN

So many vetos.

Evolution leads to Hitler

It's a straight line correlation. The two things are directly related.

Conservatives just love aborting Jew babies.

That has to be it, because they claim to hate abortions and to hate socialized medicine, but they love giving American taxpayers’ money to Israel to free up Israeli money to abort Israeli Jews.