Let's thank god that republican ding-bat-bitch Michele Bachmann has been relegated to fucking her gay husband

"Well, I think what Newt Gingrich said is that race shouldn't be a factor,"

republicans hate to be reminded that they are racist bigots. That's why they need to be ridiculed at every opportunity.

Countdown to Dick Cheney's painful death..

...fuck you Dick. Go to hell.

Deep thought of the day: if you hate women, latinos, homos, blacks and science, you should have a hard time winning elections

Just sayin'.

Lets pray Dick Cheney dies...soon and painfully

"I'll bet you money, if he didn't have that hoodie on, that nutty neighborhood watch guy wouldn't have responded in that violent and aggressive way,"

"I'll bet you money, if he didn't have that hoodie on, that (insanely bigoted racist hell bent on murder) neighborhood watch guy wouldn't have responded in that violent and aggressive way,"

Yes. It is the hoodie to blame.

“They’re just standard, left-wing values, which is as long as you’re not Christian or Jewish we respect you.”

An actual quote by Newton Leroy Gingrift. He is out of his insane fucking mind. But the right believes this shit.

Only 1.4 million people listen to Limbaugh at any one time

Lush Rimbaugh lied.

This is sure to piss off the Supreme Assholes.

Senate Judiciary Committee passes bill requiring Supreme Court proceedings to be televised. The world can finally see Oreo Thomas sleep on the job.

So homeowners are still bearing the brunt of the mortgage debacle. Taxpayers are still supporting too-big-to-fail banks. And banks are still not being held accountable.

Banksters always win.

republicans destroy stuff

Destroying these things listed below is exactly what Republicans stand for. Public education Women’s rights GLBT rights Workers’ rights Voters’ rights Social Security Clean energy Immigration Environmental protection Medicare/Medicaid/Affordable Care Act Financial regulations/Consumer protection

Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor: I could of put "Nation First" and cut a deal, but I like MY career and obstruction better

What a dickhead.

Game Changer John "get off my lawn" McCain

Thank you for Sarah Pailin. Just as Joe Paterno's memory will now always be about his support for homosexual pedophile child rape, or how Lush Rimbaugh will now always be remembered as a disgusting, ignorant piece of shit, you, Mr McCain will be known for releasing that Ding-Bat Bitch unto America. You will be responsible for the endless ridicule and contempt brought to the republican party. Why did you do this? Guess is you are s selfish self centered prick who was looking out for your self interest and definitely 'country first'. But that is just a hunch. The results are the same. Sarah Palin was a mistake you made on behalf of YOURSELF and now the republican party will pay for the mistake for the foreseeable future. So once again, thank you for shooting the republican party in the foot. Said foot is gangrenous and spreading.

Day of wrath, day of anger

Lord, have mercy on us. Christ, have mercy on us. Lord, have mercy on us. Day of wrath, day of anger will dissolve the world in ashes. Great trembling there will be when the Judge descends from heaven to examine all things closely. Let eternal light shine on them, Lord, as with Your saints in eternity, because You are merciful. Grant them eternal rest, Lord, and let perpetual light shine on them, as with Your saints in eternity, because You are merciful.

"They caught him because just once, he logged onto IRC without going through Tor [an anonymization service], revealing to the FBI his IP address,"

"This reveals a little bit about the FBI, namely that they've infiltrated enough of the popular IRC relays to be able to get people's IP addresses. We've always suspected they could, now we know."

Faux Spews face lift victim Greta VanSusteren confirms that right wing asshole and US Marine Corps General James Mattis, likes his ass

VanSusteren did not have many words for her torrid extra-marital love affair with comedian Louis CK or the ever greasy Todd Palin. VanSustere did however have many lurid details about the rabid right-wing homosexual US Marine Corps general but directed all questions to openly gay, US Senator and reserve US Air Farce Colonel, Republican Linsey Graham. VanSusteren says life long homosexual General Mattis is relieved (ew?) that DADT was repealed and is looking forward to his retirement when he can finally look to find a few good men, in open with out the shame that has pervaded his public life.