if dimwitted republican Charles Grassley says you're 'stupid',

keep it up.

Despite the fact that there's scant evidence in the Bible that Jesus was an asshole who commanded his followers to bully gay children to death

a group of American Christian parents seem to think Christ has called upon them to act like jerks.

alienate everyone who doesn’t live up to their 14th century standards

It’s great, from my perspective, because anything that alienates these fanatics and thier silly dogma is great news, imho, and even better, I don’t even have to do anything. They are doing it themselves. So keep on with the purification, wingnut religionists.

Racist bigot Joe Arpaio lies to the U.S. Justice Department

Tells the feds to fuck off.

That Obama threatened Chelsea Clinton's life to keep Bill and Hillary "quiet" about his eligibility to run for President (i.e., his "birth certificate")

Finally. The truth is out.

USMC Genreral John Allen has a sad about his Afghanistan failure

“An erosion of trust has emerged,” He goes on to say that he'd like to resign to save face but he has a nice paycheck, so fuck you, Liberal.

Ding Bat Grifter gets paid.

Grifters gotta grift.

Scumbag Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs. Saints weep

Asshole scumbag Kutcher ruins another screen production. No, we aren't linking. Fuck you Asshton. Go back to banging your geriatric whore.

For we have entered the age of quantum politics; and Mitt Romney is the first quantum politician.

What does all this bode for the general election? By this point it won’t surprise you to learn the answer is, “We don’t know.” Because according to the latest theories, the “Mitt Romney” who seems poised to be the Republican nominee is but one of countless Mitt Romneys, each occupying his own cosmos, each supporting a different platform, each being compared to a different beloved children’s toy but all of them equally real, all of them equally valid and all of them running for president at the same time, in their own alternative Romnealities, somewhere in the vast Romniverse. And all of them losing to Barack Obama.

“all terrorism is Islamic”

“we didn’t kill enough Sunnis in the early going to intimidate them and make them so afraid of us they would go along with anything,” suggesting that the big U.S. mistake in the war was allowing “the survival of Sunni men between the ages of 15 and 35.” Remember, though: it’s those Muslims who are The Terrorists.

“Voice of Choice”

Payback Is a Bitch for Abortion Clinic Protestors, Thanks to a Brilliant Landlord Stave had the brilliant idea of turning the tables on his tormentors. He began recording the names and numbers of the assholes who called, and then he gave the list of info to his friends and asked them to call these people back on his behalf. Shazam! And the really smart part was that when someone from Team Stave called, they always took the high road. He explains, In a very calm, very respectful voice, they said that the Stave family thanks you for your prayers. They cannot terminate the lease, and they do not want to. They support women's rights. Genius.

Supreme Asshole Fat Tony gave us Bush V Gore.

And he is going to kill R-Money-Care.

Pennsylvania is now blocking medical doctors from having honest discussions with patients about the impact of fracking chemicals on their patients.

And to think the Republicans are worked into a frenzy about health care coverage rather than doctors having an honest discussion with their patients. Interesting.

Sweet Jesus, why won't war criminal Dick Cheney die already?

Was anyone really surprised that the right wing Supreme Assholes would deny Americans health care while they enjoy THEIR socialized medicine?

More: Conservative US Supreme Court Justice Scalia says believes entire health care law should fall without insurance mandate - @Reuters