Friday, April 27, 2012

Mark Twain, Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman, Keira Knightley, Stephen Hawking, Bill Maher, John Lennon, Ricky Gervais, Julianne Moore, Keanu Reeves, Bill Shatner, Johnny Depp, Janeane Garofalo, James Cameron, Billy Joel, Jack Nicholson, John Malkovich, Dame Helen Mirren, Sir Richard Branson, Sir Ian McKellan, Albert Einstein, Brad Pitt, Daniel Radcliffe, Jodie Foster, Hugh Laurie, Lance Armstrong, George Carlin, Morgan Freeman, Fred Armisen, Angelina Jolie, Gene Wilder, Penn Jillette, Teller, Dylan Moran, Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Norm MacDonald, Eddie Izzard, Cillian Murphy, Jeremy Clarkson, and George Clooney.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Surprise! White republican from Georgia upset with Obama outreach to African Americans

I guess you always have some prejudices that exist in the minds and hearts of certain individuals. To use it as a political tool to get out the base is sad. It really is worse than sad. President Obama is going to get 95% if not more of the African American vote and I can understand that. I think we all can understand that. To use that and to go out and try to create divisiveness or one race against the other, it’s not just that, it’s one gender against the other, male versus female. I’m sick of all that and I think the American people are too.
Oh, it's such a shame because republican outreach to Hispanics, Women, Minorities, Gay, Lesbian, well anyone not white and profoundly stupid has been going so, so well for them.

American Exceptionalism extended to Yemen

What's more, "every Yemeni is armed," notes an official. "So how can they differentiate between suspected militants and armed Yemenis?" But US officials say they won't make rash decisions.
This comedy writes itself.

There is no hypocrisy. It's just none of your fucking business

"The hypocrisy of the left that now tried to kill this bill, that says that I should have never signed it, the true hypocrisy is that their one mission in life is to abort children, is to kill children in the womb." -- Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant (R), quoted by ABC News, speaking to conservative radio host Tony Perkins about a law he signed to shut down the state's last abortion-performing clinic.
Where do republicans go to learn word salad?

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Apartheid Israel is “national suicide”

— and that’s bad for Jews everywhere, not to mention the world. But I have other battles to fight, and to say anything to that effect is to bring yourself under intense attack from organized groups that try to make any criticism of Israeli policies tantamount to anti-Semitism.

Creationist right wing asshole Don McLeroy is a rube. A dimwitted moron form Texas, he just got his ass handed to him on national TV

Dont think he figured it out. What a fucking rube. He must be friends with Louie Gohmert and Virginia Foxx. Shiva H. Vishnu, McLeroy is Jonah Goldberg (or ted "draft dodging serial pedophile rapist" nugent) fucking stupid.

I don't give out hand jobs at the bus station. Unlike some people

Monday, April 23, 2012

“Fox News will not be moving into Canada after all! The reason: Canada has a law that forbids lying on broadcast news

Good for Canada.

American Exceptionalism is the assumption that the U.S. has a right to control most of the world, and that U.S. security requires something approaching absolute global control

Right Wing Nuts and Noam Chomsky agree: American Exceptionalism is the assumption that the U.S. has a right to control most of the world, and that U.S. security requires something approaching absolute global control.

The sole purpose of AIPAC is to ensure Israel’s unchallenged military and political power over a huge region from North Africa to the Persian Gulf

Not since the War of 1812, which saw the British occupation and burning of Washington, has the US capital been so utterly humiliated by a foreign power. Unlike the British crown, which then negotiated a peace settlement, allowing the US to regain its sovereignty and capital, the Israeli leaders and their rabid “fifth column” demand a military agreement, in which Israel dictates the terms under which the US goes to war with Iran.

Because the worst incomes and jobs record since Herbert Hoover wasn't just an accident.

It was the idea all along. Now shut up and eat your Pink Slime, Tea-Baggers.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Corrupt Alaskan republican Don Young not "Under Investigation" but under "Investigative Process"

"First and foremost, Congressman Don Young is not under investigation and any assertion that he is, is utterly false," Miller said. "The reckless accusations made yesterday are part of a larger effort to smear the Congressman. "Congressman Young has cooperated with the investigative process every step of the way and nothing was found. Simply put – it's time to move on."
Yea, he was a crook.

We are, like, that far from a turnkey totalitarian state

Shut the fuck up Tea Baggers and eat your pink slime.