Republicans understand is that the problem is that they nominated an unlikeable jack-off who has all the compassion of a sack of shit, who is an awful candidate, who can't reasonably explain his plans, who constantly says things that demonstrate he gives less of a fuck about the average person than he does his manicure.

So, hey, Lindsey Graham, no need to get down with the darkies. You'd just look pathetic doing so. No, what the Republicans need to do is take a long look in the mirror and say, "Wow, we really are unmitigated dickheads." Or you need to admit, "Yeah, we are simply the party of the greedy and the crazy, and we don't know how to change that. Time to give up."

Iran didn’t start the Mideast nuclear arms race – Apartheid Israel did.

If Apartheid Israel wants to end the race, let Apartheid Israel get rid of Apartheid Israel's nukes

Sooner or later wing nuts will be confronted with the fact that Willard Mittens is just fucking dumb

Palin dumb. David Brooks dumb. Fox News stupid. Rush Limbaugh stupid.

Willard Mittens can not say anything too dumb for wing nuts. How to say this more simply? At no point will a republican say, "Gee, Mittens is really an empty suit. A mouth breather. A genuine fucking idiot." It's probably because republicans equate money with righteousness. That's why republican jesus is white (of course and) rich.

Consider this a retweet from Juan Cole.

Top Ten Mitt Romney Solutions to our Problems Posted on 09/25/2012 by Juan 1. Expensive emergency room care for those who have no health insurance. 2. Higher taxes on the middle class. 3. Lower taxes on millionaires. 4. War with Iran. 5. Intervention in Syria. 6. Make Egypt understand what the rules are. 7. Annoy both Russia and China. Brand the Russian Federation no. 1 enemy of the United States for no known reason. 8. Free skin dye kit for every American who wants to enjoy the tremendous advantages of becoming Latino in America–including the chance to join the ranks of all our past Latino presidents (who had this unfair advantage). 9. Cold fusion 10. Airplane windows that can easily be opened in flight whenever there is a fire on board at 30,000 feet. Also, free parachutes for all the passengers who will be sucked through the open window.

More Mitt Romney science: He believes University of Utah 'solved' cold fusion

Mitt loves Utah, but the University of Utah most definitely didn't solve that. And more than two decades later, not only has Mitt Romney failed to figure that out, he's still confused about why you can't roll down the windows on jet airplanes. To be fair to Mitt, however, there is something of a double standard at work here. I mean, can you imagine the ridicule if Sarah Palin had said these things? 1:42 PM PT: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. He doesn't even have a clue about what the discovery of cold fusion was supposed to mean. It had nothing to do with conducting electricity. It was about generating power.

Willard Mittens R-Money doesn't know why windows don't open on airplanes

Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound.”

If Bill Maher thinks only Muslims are thin-skinned, he should try publicly criticizing Israeli policy in America and see what happens to him.

Since Iraq didn’t have ‘weapons of mass destruction’ and wasn’t connected to 9/11, it is hard to avoid the conclusion that 300 million Americans brutally attacked and militarily occupied that country for 8 1/2 years, resulting in the deaths of perhaps hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, the wounding of millions, and the displacement of millions more, mainly because Iraq’s leader had talked dirty about America. Now that is touchy.

Mr andrea mackris thinks he is 'noble'

Stop laughing. Bill O'Reilly thinks he is noble for spewing far right wing hate. Tide Goes In, Tides Go Out. Never A Miscommunication.

"red lines" to stop apartheid israel

American officials have grumbled that Netanyahu is telling Obama what to do.

Aristotle believed that objects in motion slowed because they simply became "tired."

Ignorant republicans southerners believe Jesus rode a dinosaur. Same shit. Different day.

John Boehner: GOP Won't Agree To Raise Taxes On Wealthy, Even If Obama Wins Reelection

Yes, you will, bitch. Obama will shove it down your cancer ridden throat. Consider it a Legitimate Rape. You won't like it, and you'll do it.

"I'm convinced that the path [Obama's] put us on is the path to Europe," he said. "Or, I jokingly say....to California."

Asshole republican, asshole candidate.

"Chaos on Bullshit Mountain" is an EPIC Faux smackdown.

Pitty the fools at Faux that have to shovel that cow shit for a living - KNOWING - the world hates them and that they are humiliated for doing so.

Rush Limbaugh Blames ‘Feminists’ For His Small Drug Addled Penis

Santorum was right. Conservatives will never have smart people in their circle jerk.

Fully 100 percent of the nation’s 500 biggest corporations are dependent on various kinds of corporate welfare

subsidies, giveaways, bailouts, waivers, and other dazzling preferences – while many pay no tax at all on very substantial profits (see their familiar names - General Electric, Pepco, Verizon etc. - here).

Willard Mittens darkens his skin for Mezikins, calls them "Illegal Immigrants" because he is fucking stupid.

Scumbag Mittens also claimed to be Father of ObamaCare.