Monday, September 23, 2013

As a law student at Harvard, Ted Cruz refused to study with anyone who hadn’t been an undergrad at Harvard, Princeton, or Yale. Says Damon Watson, one of Cruz’s law-school roommates: “He said he didn’t want anybody from ‘minor Ivies’ like Penn or Brown.”

republican Ted Cruz is a bigoted asshole.

President Obama Asks Congress To Give Up Its Oversight On Secret TPP Agreement

Anti-globalization advocates accuse the TPP of going far beyond the realm of tariff reduction and trade promotion, granting unprecedented power to corporations and infringing upon consumer, labour, and environmental interests.

One widely republished article claims the TPP is "a wish list of the 1%" and that "of the 26 chapters under negotiation, only a few have to do directly with trade. The other chapters enshrine new rights and privileges for major corporations while weakening the power of nation states to oppose them.

"third of Americans – and nearly half of evangelical, fundamentalist, or born-again Christians – believe prayer and Bible study alone can overcome serious mental illness."

Why mock superstitious right wing religious idiots? Because these ignorant assholes overwhelmingly vote republican, the party insane voting block that supports and frequently passes bigoted, unfair and unsound legislation.

Secret illegal government domestic spying programs Hemisphere and Stingray

The US government is lying to you, federal courts and your attorney.
NSA surveillance data is finding its way into domestic drug investigations, which is then hidden by the DEA from defense lawyers, prosecutors, and the courts to ensure the surveillance data stream continues unchallenged.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Never let them catch you working. - Chimpy aWol Bush

P.S. I always though david frum was a nasty piece of shit. Mean spirited and disingenuous. The perfect spokesman for the compassionate conservative. Did you know frum is as tall as chuckles krauthammer in his Stragelove wheelchair? It true. Short, crippled bitter conservative jews are the best republicans.

Oh well. Good times. I miss being pampered. I gotta go. My tub is almost full and I gotta figure out what happened to that goat.

Cheers,
The Chimpster

How breath takingly stupid do you have to be, to elect texas republican Blake Farenthold?

This fat bucket of shit got elected to national office. What the fuck is wrong with you, texas? Christ, jesus wept...

Un-American asshole conservative republicans give thanks to Vladimir Putin

republicans need Putin to defend America from Americans. Once staunchly anti-communist, and pro-American, republicans praise, laud and give respect to Vladimir Putin.

If you use the bible to argue for cutting food stamps, like montana republican Kevin Cramer, you are an asshole

Fuck you, republican Kevin Cramer. Fuck you.

Friday, September 20, 2013

republican asshole Sam Brownback puts Kansas children in poverty, their parents in misery

Compassionate conservatism looks like poverty. Mean spirited and bigoted.

Meet republican asshole Bill Johnson

republican bill johnson is a sexist piece of shit.

If Keystone XL was such a good deal, the Canucks would of run the pipeline to Vancouver or Nova Scotia. Instead, they decided to let the filthy crap run through the US.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Meet republican assholes James Pullum, 43, and Robert Taylor, 56

Lets all pray that their families, brother, sisters, children, parents, and friends have access to lots of cheap, loaded handguns.  Happiness at the loss of two republican voters.

RSA Tells Its Developer Customers: Stop Using NSA-Linked Algorithm

Good. Fuck those paranoid perverts. LoveInt is for assholes. Criminal, paranoid, creepy assholes.

Dismantle Deep State NSA

Unaccountalbe rogue Generals at the NSA ruined America. Fuck them. Tear down the NSA. They cant stop terrorist attacks but they can bust pot smokers and tell the DEA to lie about it.

Some constitutional amendments are more important than others. The Second is clearly more important than the Fourth.

Putin says gays rape kids, audience including former Italian & French prime ministers laughs

Yet, right wing nuts have a crush on him.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013