“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”
In related news, later in the day, President Bush personally and summarily executed, then sodomized the corpses and ate portions of five American children of Middle-Eastern heritage on the West Lawn. President Bush shot the five children with the pistol recovered during Saddam Hussein's capture. Bush, blood dripping from his lips and rubbing ejaculate on his nipples said that Congress had granted him special 'War Time Presidential Powers' and that this allowed him to execute and eat the children.
Presidential fluffers were quoted as saying "If Democrats spent as much obsessing about President Bush's Satanic, Criminal and Pedophilia crimes and more time denouncing terrorism, they would have more credibility."
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