Everybody, please—Ask the God of Your Choice to have someone give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him!

And of course the biggest question of all: Was the Bush surveillance program ever used for ratfucking domestic surveillance of political opponents? (Is that why the White House wouldn’t release John Bolton’s intercepts?) You just know these guys wouldn’t be able to help themselves; they always overreach, and they always overreach in the same ways….