Saturday, December 17, 2005

Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom

pResident baffled! The vice pResident may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address pResident Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice the president believed to be that of God.

According to highly placed White House sources, Bush's senior advisers are trying to shield the pResident from the news.

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