Sunday, December 18, 2005

WORLD NEWS

Earth About to Be Attacked by Ming The Merciless From Planet Mong
According to evidence obtained through torture.


"I will stay the course , bankrupt the nation, kill Americans and RagHeads alike, and continue to spy on American citizens." Chimpy the asshole continued, "I will spy on Dems, Libs, and most importantly, Patrick Fitzgerald because, you know, I need my Turd Blossom."

"I am Satan," said Bush whispered as he concluded his speech.

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