Then get a fucking court order, you alcoholic felon

"A wiretap requires a court order.
When we're talking about chasing down terrorists,
we're talking about getting a court order
before we do so.
It's important for our fellow citizens to understand,
when you think Patriot Act,
constitutional guarantees are in place
when it comes to doing what is necessary
to protect our homeland,
because we value the Constitution."
-- George W. Bush, April 2004