How come reason isn't one of his special powers? If he's got special powers, what's his Kryptonite: logic?"

This morning's laugh out loud moment, from the print edition of the April edition of The Progressive:

"[President Bush's] claim that during wartime he possesses special powers really gets me. Special powers? He can't even ride a bicycle without falling off. How come reason isn't one of his special powers? If he's got special powers, what's his Kryptonite: logic?"