Who's gonna tell Commander Cuckoo-Bananas what to think when Turd Blossom is in jail?

On Countdown, David Shuster said that Rove is likely heading for an indictment.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.