The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 244

So I see not much has changed since I've been away. Conservative idiocy still abounds - in fact, it seems to be getting worse (if that's possible). Tsk tsk. Better get right down to it! George W. Bush (1) has dug himself a nice big hole and is trying to use both sides to climb out, The Party Of No Ideas (2) might not be the party the media wants you to think it is, and John Gibson (3) and Vox Day (4) are showing their true colors (which are white and white, in case you were wondering). Elsewhere, Arnold Schwarzenegger (7) is in a jam, Richard Barnbrook (8) has a gay old time, and Robert Ray (10) is taking his work home with him. As usual don't forget the key, and one last thing - a big hand to Skinner for his sterling work filling in on last week's Top 10!