OK, stop me if you've heard this before; A drunk, gay, pedophile republican congressman shows up at a Page Dormitory in the middle of the night...

Rep's Letter Is Bad News for Former House Clerk
By Justin Rood - October 6, 2006, 4:55 PM

Earlier this week, Rep. Deborah Pryce (R-OH) sent a letter to the clerk of the House requesting a probe into rumors that a drunk Mark Foley was turned away from the House page dormitory.