8-bit porn. When, in God's name do we ever get to use that in a blog post?

If I ever buy a house, and decide to tile my kitchen, I'm going to ping this talented Etsy artist who makes Mario mosaic tiles.

Did you know that in Japan, "Mosaic" refers more often than not to blotted out private parts in porn videos? So if you tell someone there that you are buying a mosaic-ed Mario, they'll probably think you're into 8-bit porn.