Fuck you, Gen Dick Pace. Sincerely, FUK U. Bitch.

Semper I, General Pace.

With all due respect, General, you have shown outstanding flexibility toward whatever ill-considered plan or policy comes from the White House, turning military logic inside out to please the head of your promotion board at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Semper Gumby, General Pace.

With all due respect, General, you stuck the knife in the backs of countless gay, lesbian, and bisexual marines, past and present, who have served and continue to serve honorably and courageously, under conditions you apparently cannot begin to understand.

Semper Knife, General Pace.

And a big, big Semper Fi to those gay, lesbian, and bisexual Marines whom you slandered, and to the straight Marines who gladly support them. Maybe they can help you understand better what Semper Fi means: faithfulness to the Constitution and the nation that strives to live by it, not to the small, bitter, and twisted BushCo/TheoCon/NeoCon vision of the world.