"For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."

Dear Dr. Drake

I've been thinking about your answer for the last 24 hours or so, and I have to say, I'm very disappointed. It looks like you let these secularists bend you over the hood of a candy apple red 1974 Dodge Charger and have their way with you. I mean, are they still our enemies or not? Shouldn't we continue asking the Lord to smite their teeth, hair, and testicles? Those are questions you should be able to answer if those secular bastards don't have you cowering behind your pulpit like a frightened little girl? Indeed, you answered both questions last week when you commanded us to enter into imprecatory prayer, but now you're trying to shift responsibility toward Jesus by telling me to ask Him if I should continue our spiritual assault on these godless men.