cry-baby republican president bush to america: sure I was AWOL in Vietnam, but now, I'm going to send your children to die in Iraq FOREVER

U.S. President George W. Bush, faced with growing calls to start withdrawing U.S. troops from Iraq, pleaded with Americans on Saturday for patience and cited progress in the past two months.

"The success of the past couple of months have shown that conditions on the ground can change -- and they are changing," he said in his weekly radio address. "We cannot expect the new strategy we are carrying out to bring success overnight."

A couple of months? It's been four and a half years.

Chimpy's legacy will be a cartoon of him in diapers, throwing a tantrum on his belly crying and smashing his fists into the ground screaming, "I'm NOT a ignorant PUSSY! I'm NOT an IGNORANT PUSSY!"