Dear Col. Steven A. Boylan, Public Affairs Officer and personal spokesman for Gen. David G. Petraeus,

Col,
Christ, but you are one dumb motherfucker. You are acting like a stupid fucking spoiled child. This is a Perception Management moment alright. A very, very, bad one. steven.boylan@iraq.centcom.mil
Warmest regards on this day where the world has witnessed your spectacular public humiliation. You've also set your cause back irreparably. I'd call you incompetent, but that would require that you were competent at some point, and that requires facts not readily in hand.
Enjoy your day, bitch!!!