The Bush Tragedy

Evidently, the long line of chronicled Bush fuckups include this charming example.

Chimpy the idiot (IQ 80?) see an old painting of a horse thief escaping a lynch mob. Chimpy then makes up a completly different story about involving “circuit-riders who spread Methodism across the Alleghenies in the nineteenth century.” Anyway, he tells anybody who will listen and even idolizes and compares himself to the guy in the painting.

But it actually depicts a fucking horse thief.

Who could have thought that a life long failure could be such a fuckup?

Bush suffers from a similar inability to distinguish between what he wants to see and what is there to be seen.

To summarize, the president of the United States is both deaf and blind. I have already stated, and continue to stand by, my nuanced judgment as to whether he's dumb. I propose that we outfit the Oval Office with a pinball machine.