“Amigo! Amigo!” Mr. Bush called out cheerily in Spanish when he spotted the Italian prime minister. “How you doing, Silvio? Good to see you!”

Note to Chimpy: Italians speak Italian, not Spanish. By yelling "Amigo" to the Italian Prime Minsiter, not only do you insult the Prime Minister, you've managed to humiliate yourself and look like the uneducated baffoon you really are.