Bob "Douche Bag Of Liberty" Novak cited after hitting pedestrian

When asked about it, Novak said, "I didn't see the guy", but somehow know an elderly pedestrian was hit. (Pedestrian, seems to be OK) By the way, what is that creep douche doing in a black convertible corvette?

Novak "keeps trying to get away. He keeps trying to go.” He said he vaguely recognized the longtime political reporter and columnist as a Washington celebrity but could not precisely place him.

Finally, Novak put his head out the window of his car and motioned him over. Bono said he told him that you can't hit a pedestrian and just drive away. He said Novak responded: “I didn’t see him there.”

The story continues to say that because of Novaks Compastionate Conservative principles, he doesn't allow himself to run over jaw-walkers. Does Douche Bags' attempt at murder mean he is becoming a liberal?