dingbat menopause candidate Ann Coulter is against body scans because she doesn't think they'll find anal bombs.

So that's one thing less to worry about during Heritage Foundation fund drives. Yea, but still, check her knee pads. From what we've learned is SheMale Coulter likes her taint filled with explosives too. In fact, who is nailing that anorexic toxic waste land? Last we heard it was some fucked up FBI agent..