Tuesday, February 01, 2011

There’s a lot more evidence that owning a gun and a Bible is better for society than everyone having to own health insurance


Let's pray that Ann Coulter is gang raped and shot in the head with an extended clip Glock. We can thank God that fake titted Ann is clearly barren and that inflammatory rhetoric does not cause violence. How do we know this? Because Sarah Palin and Eric Ericson (who both suffer from the trifecta of personality defects: Vanity, profound Stupidity and Insecurity) have told us so. So FUCK. OFF. Note to potential Ann Coulter rapists: Bring plenty of lubrication. Anything less than sandpaper grit #30 will be an improvement, but C'est La Vie!

Ann, you are a fucking ugly, despicable piece of shit. We hear the cost of her blow jobs given at the Heritage Foundation are tax deductible so it begs the question. Do you cum in Ann's mouth or give her a body shot? It's a tough call. It looks like she needs the protein, but if you can get a picture of Ann with your DNA in public, you'd earn a paycheck from the National Review Online (America's Shittiest Website!) for life. The upside of the body shot is that Kathryn Jean Lopez is obligated to blow you daily during your tenure at the NRO. The down size is...

Tough call.

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