Two Debt Plans; Financial Crisis Culprits; Politics of Sports
FRI APR 15, 2011
Tony Blankley, Matt Miller, Robert Scheer, Mary Matalin
What a doozy this week is. Let's get to it. Oh, yea. Matalin is a ignorant, selfish cunt.
Tony: I have But-Hurt over Obama's speech.
Robert: Austerity is hurting Britain.
Matalin: The New Deal sucks. I'd like to suck Paul Ryan's cock.
Matt: We need a third party. Ryan's plan sucks. Obama's politics gave me But-Hurt too. "Let me finish BOB!" (Matt is a prissy conservative villager) We need to hurt middle class. And the elderly.
Tony: I agree with Matt.
Matt: I hate Bob.
Matalin: I hate poor people. Entitlements are 3/4 of the budget. Bad teachers can not be let go.
The meager money we give poor people is not helping them, so we should just cut entitlements all together. The New Deal sucks.
Bob: Matalin is a souless bitch. The New Deal has given us civility as we know it. It is deregulation that has ruined us. Banksters greed screwed us.
Matt: I think it's both the New Deal AND deregulation! Cut entitlements to the middle class and elderly!
Tony: There is NO WAY social equality gains brought to us by the New Deal has led to less racism or greater womens rights.
Matalin: AMEN!
Matt goes to break, comes back and recognizes Bob for getting his Webby, then allow ding-bat bitch Matalin to piss over...everything.
Matalin: Female emancipation, Free slaves have nothing to do with Government spending. (That's almost a verbatim quote) I (Matalin) agree with you (Matt Miller) and all other conservative republicans agree that we need to cut entitlements. I too am But-Hurt over his budget speech.
Matt: Should we keep cutting taxes on the top 1%?
Tony: Of course, you fool!
Bob: Entitlements were cut under Clinton. There has been no increase there, it's the military and the Banksters! Christ you assholes are thick and disingenuous!
Matt: Bob, shut up.
Tony: How can you blame big business? With that socialist in the WH, how can business have the courage to do anything helpful?
Matt: Shut UP, Bob!
Matalin: Dems favoring Obamacare are vulnerable.
Tony: If you vote for the Ryan plan you are vulnerable because you will be know as a Medicare abolisher.
Matt: How come no Banksters been accountable for their massive fuckup?
Bob: Because they own the Government! You think it was Unions and teachers getting in the way? Assholes. All of you.
Matt: Wow. Bob read a big book. Mary, are the Banksters guilty?
Matalin: Homeowners who got bad loans are to blame.
Around the Horn:
Matalin: Bonds conviction was prosecutor overreach. Testosterone allows boys to be assholes.
Bob: Testosterone doesn't mean you can say racist things.
Matt: There is NO rant this week, Bob!
Tony: Bonds should get a muligan.
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